Samantha Jones Quotes (Page 4)
Carrie : Honey, if it hurts so much, why are we going shopping?
Samantha : I have a broken toe, not a broken spirit.
Samantha : He did something to me that was so perverse! Okay, I'm just going to say it. He tried to hold my hand.
Carrie : You mean to tell me that Smith is a hand-holder? And to think he once served us food.
Charlotte : There's just one thing and it's small, but it really grosses me out. We have a teabag situation.
Samantha : Oh, I understand. Just breathe through your nose.
Samantha : Listen, when you're on location, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Smith : What's that rule out?
Samantha : Mmmm, there are things. Karaoke, I don't do that.
Miranda : He was funny. And cute.
Carrie : Yeah, and in town for a week! What's the point?
Samantha : That IS the point! It's the best possible scenario, because you know he's leaving.
Carrie : But it's like whatever happens, there's an expiration date. It's expiration dating.
Charlotte : I just feel kind of silly that I made such a big fuss about my ring earlier.
Samantha : Oh, honey, a diamond that big deserves a parade!
Charlotte : How'd you do it?
Miranda : Well, I got pregnant, became a single mother, and stopped having any time to eat.
Samantha : Oh, that's a diet I won't be trying.
Samantha : You know what I think? I think, don't do that.
Carrie : What?
[Samantha does an impression of Carrie's pout]
Carrie : Well, I'm sorry, I'm upset.
Samantha : Well, don't be! You'll be even more upset when your face is all lined.
Smith [looking at his Absolut Hunk billboard] : F**k me!
Samantha : Well, that's the first thing every woman in town will be saying after she sees it.
Smith : It's huge!
Samantha : And that's the second.
Samantha : I tell you, it is so refreshing to be with someone who likes to f**k outside the box.
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