Samantha Jones Quotes (Page 5)
Miranda : I'm just getting Brady ready to go out for a night with his dad. Packing up the old diaper bag, making sure he has everything he needs: bottle... binky... TROJANS...
Steve : Look, Miranda—
Miranda : I'm not exactly thrilled that our baby is having sex already, but I sure am glad he's using protection!
Charlotte : Doesn't that waiter look familiar?
Samantha : I f**ked him.
Carrie : Oh! That guy!
Charlotte : Carrie, you have to know where he's been so you know what you're getting.
Samantha : As long as what you get doesn't itch, I say you're fine.
Samantha : Tell me why we're going to this again?
Carrie : She's an old friend going through a breakup. We're being supportive.
Samantha : On a Friday night?
Charlotte : She tried to kill herself!
Miranda : It was six Advil!
Charlotte : On an empty stomach!
Samantha : F**k me badly once, shame on you. F**k me badly twice, shame on me.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Miranda : They don't cook the food here?
Samantha : That's why they call it Raw. The raw food movement! People love it: Sting, Demi, Soon-Yi... soon me!
Samantha : Just look at this street! Stella McCartney, Alexander McQueen. The only designer name that belongs in the Meatpacking District is Oscar Mayer.
Carrie : I never liked his clothes. Too fatty.
Miranda : Twenty dollars for a hamburger. Oh, that's reasonable.
Samantha : Pathetic! When I moved to this neighborhood, the only thing that cost twenty dollars was a hand job from a tranny.
Samantha : I love the stock market. A room full of screaming, sweaty men, all trying to get it up.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Carrie : Why did she need to tell me the sex was amazing?
Samantha : Because it is amazing. She's amazed he's able to get it hard without another penis in the room.
