Samantha Jones Quotes (Page 6)
Samantha : All married couples stop having sex eventually.
Miranda : That's not true, you've had sex with plenty of married people.
Samantha : That's how I know!
Samantha [critiquing "neck massagers" at the Sharper Image] : That one actually works against you. If we wanted to work that hard, we'd get us a man, am I right?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Carrie : Damn! Why is that girl still bothering me?
Samantha : Honey, you have to let it go. If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I'd never leave the house.
Charlotte : He should've mentioned her earlier.
Samantha : But not too early. I hate it when men do that. "I have a girlfriend." Calm down, I just asked if that seat was taken!
Samantha : I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever—and blow whomever—I want as long as I can breathe and kneel!
• Rating 4.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Samantha : No wonder the house always wins. These guys are smothered in breasts. I don't know what I was thinking bringing a cheating man to Atlantic Titty!
Samantha : My friends don't believe you.
Richard : Am I dating your friends?
Samantha : With your track record I wouldn't put it past you.
Samantha : I'll tell you how to babyproof. Use a condom!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Sailor : Evenin', ma'am.
Samantha : Ahoy matey! Nice d**key!
Female police officer : Ma'am, it's against city law to deface public property.
Samantha : This man said he loved me and I caught him eating another woman's p***y.
Female police officer : Carry on, ma'am.
