Samantha Jones Quotes (Page 7)
Samantha : I can't even be around that man. He's dangerous and toxic.
Carrie : So he's manthrax?
Samantha : Ladies! Seamen, twelve o'clock!
Miranda : I pray when I turn around there are sailors, because with her, you never know.
Samantha : Come and get me sailors.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Charlotte : Miranda has a son!
Samantha : Just what the world needs: another man.
Samantha : If you want out of this, just say it.
Richard : I don't want to have sex once and I want out?
Samantha : What about yesterday?
Richard : We were at the opera!
Samantha : I was bored!
Samantha : This love stuff can be a muthaf**ka.
Charlotte : Did you just say 'love'?
Samantha : Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore. If it's bad, you just had sex with an ex.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 Samantha : I'm always surprised when anyone leaves New York. I mean, where do they go?
Miranda : The real world?
Samantha : A homeless man showed me his d**k on the way here. It doesn't get any realer than that.
Samantha : Oh honey, I have tricks she hasn't even seen!
Carrie : And those tricks ain't for kids!
Miranda : But who would I invite [to my baby shower] besides you guys?
Samantha : All the bitches who made you go to theirs!
