Samantha Jones Quotes (Page 8)
Samantha : Is a three-way with a 21-year-old a bad idea for Richard's birthday?
Carrie : What are you going to give him next year? A four-way?
Samantha : Roger, honey, you've seen my bush. We're a little past acting coy.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 Miranda : "Best" is the worst.
Samantha : "Best" is like saying "not love."
Samantha [to the girls]: I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.
Carrie : Yes, it's airborne.
Carrie : You know what they say: If it ain't broke...
Samantha : Don't marry it.
Charlotte : I can't believe you took ecstasy from a stranger!
Samantha : It's not a stranger, it was a friend of my friend Bobby's friend Bobby.
Miranda : Oh, well then we know it's safe. Will we be going to a rave later?
Miranda : Why don't straight men have bodies like this?
Carrie : Because gay men have the possibility of sex at the gym. If straight men had that they'd be working out all the time too.
Samantha : I've had sex at the gym.
Carrie : See? Samantha's doing her part to motivate the masses!
Samantha [answering the phone] : Well, it's about f**king time! Get over here and do me!
Carrie : Is that your standard greeting now?
Samantha : Okay, you want details? Okay. He's got the most perfect d**k I've ever seen. Long, pink, amazing. It's d**kalicious!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 Samantha : This is why I've never lived with a man. This and the fact I want them out an hour after I climax.
Miranda : You let them stay a whole hour?