Samantha Jones Quotes (Page 9)

The Ladies

Samantha : If it's so hard to get pregnant, how do you account for the number of crying children on planes?

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Samantha : These [fast food apple pies] are surprisingly delicious!
Carrie : I know! Why would anybody go to the trouble of making one when you can buy one that is so perfect and individually sized?

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Carrie : What's he doing out here?
Samantha : Pushups, by the look of it.

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Samantha : Anything else around here need milking?

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Samantha : What is it with the weekends now? I swear to God every guy I've f**ked since Memorial Day wants to know what I'm doing this weekend. They just don't get it. My weekends are for meeting new guys so I don't have to keep f**king the old ones.

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Samantha : Who's the farmer with the dells?
Carrie : Young MacDonald?
Samantha : Oooh! E-I-E-I-O!

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Carrie : Now let's retrace your steps. Were you on top?
Samantha : How is that relevant?
Charlotte : You mean you can have them on the bottom?
Samantha : Top, bottom, upside down...
Carrie : All right, now you're just showing off.

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Samantha : I've lost my orgasm.
Carrie : In the cab?
Charlotte : What do you mean, 'lost'?
Samantha : I just spent the last two hours f**king with no finale.
Carrie : It happens. Sometimes you just can't get there.
Samantha : I can always get there.
Charlotte : Every time you have sex?
Carrie : She's exaggerating. Please say you're exaggerating.
Samantha : Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! When I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.

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Charlotte : Whose legs bend back that far?
Miranda : This is like sex for the boneless!
Samantha : See, that's what I love about this guy, Nick, I'm seeing.
Miranda : He's de-boned?

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Samantha : Men. We have to run to Helga the Hot Waxer every other week, but them? How would they like it if we told them to shape their hedge, trim their trunk?
Carrie : Plant their bulbs? I'm sorry, we are talking about gardening, aren't we?

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