Shane Botwin Quotes
Shane Botwin: You can't miss the bear.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007 Celia: Is your mom home?
Shane: Not yet, she went to bail uncle Andy out of jail.
Celia: Well, tell her I stopped by.
Shane: Okay. I like your jacket.
Celia: Well, thank you, Shane. Everyone thinks I’ve lost my mind.
Shane: Everyone thinks I’m weird.
Celia: Well, I can see how you might give that impression.
Shane: I really don’t care what they think.
Celia: Good for you. Let your freak flag fly.
Shane: Really?
Celia: Really. I’ve recently stopped giving a s**t what anyone thinks and I gotta tell ya, I feel great.
Shane: But you have cancer.
Celia: And you have a dead father. Both of us make people really uncomfortable. There’s no way around it. So we can feel all self-conscious and pretend everything’s normal, or we can just be our strange selves.
Shane: I got sent to the school shrink. They’ll probably be calling you.
Nancy: Oh, not again, why this time.
Shane: I wrote a gangsta rap about killing Devon Rensler ... with my gatt.
Shane: I just wanna fit in. Can I go now?
Guidance Counselor: Shane, you’re here... because there’s some concern that you might act on these emotions.
Shane: I’m not gonna cap any motherf**kers.
Guidance Counselor: How do I know that?
Shane: ‘Cause my therapist says I’m just acting out because my dad’s dead.
Guidance Counselor: You may go.
Guidance Counselor: (reading Shane’s poetry-rap) My name is Shane / I bring the pain / Up from the streets of Agrestic / Bitch, you don’t wanna sweat this / I cap any motherf**ker / You don’t wanna test this / Be-
Shane: “Bee-yotch!” I got rage in me. This is my way of venting.
Nancy: Shane, did you shoot the Elderman’s cat?
Shane: What! No! I shot the mountain lion. Right in the eye.
Nancy: Why?
Shane: Because that’s what Dad would’ve done.
Shane: Do you think I’m weird?
Judah: Totally weird, but you’re awesome. Αnd I wouldn’t trade you in for any other almost-10-year-old on earth.
Shane: What if there’s life on other planets and there’s an unbelievable, amazing 10-year old out there?
Judah: Why would I trade now? To me, you’re the best dude, you are the amazing unbelievable Shane Botwin.
Shane: I think pink’s really your color, you f**kwad!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007 Shane: Actually, you should alternate cold and hot every 20 minutes.
Devon Rensler: Don’t even talk to me, weirdo.
Shane Botwin: Can we go home now, please?
Nancy: It’s not even halftime.
Shane: I don’t feel well. I think I have rickets.