Silas Botwin Quotes
Quinn: Ok, we are breaking up.
Silas Botwin: Come on, think of all the time this will save us on foreplay, just whisper, "Shoot me in the optimum kill zone," I'll be good to go.
Quinn: I could whisper, "Linoleum" and you'd be good to go.
Silas: I need to talk to you, you f**king perv.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007 Silas: F**king perfect, the phone’s still dead.
Lupita: (smacks Silas) You don’t say f**king to your mother.
Silas: I am her family.
Celia: Ugh, God, poor thing. Do you really think that my daughter had deep romantic feelings for you? Is that what you think? Now I’m sure that you were a fun and sweaty diversion for her, but the truth is Quinn had a day and a half to get all of her ducks in a row before going to Mexico and she didn’t call you. She didn’t write or IM or e-mail you either, did she? But I’ll tell you what she did do, she downloaded 2,000 songs into her iPod and dyed her hair pink with black on the tips. Because all that Quinn cares about is Quinn. She takes after her father that way…. Poor schmuck.
Silas: Tell me where she is!
Celia: Why? So you can fly down to Mexico and spring her from Casa Reforma?
Silas: I love her.
Celia: You stuck your penis in her. That’s not love, believe me.
Conrad: You should never question Heylia’s eyeballin. That’s the Rainman of weed, right there.
Silas Botwin: What? Who told you that? She’s totally deaf. And Dennis Kling says there’s nothing wrong with her tongue.