Silvio Dante Quotes
Silvio Dante: He didn't seem high did he?
Tony Soprano: Are you kiddin'? I've been furious. I woulda f**kin' strangled 'im.
Silvio Dante: Well, anyway. He's gone now, our Chrissy. Crazy f**kin' maniac.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007 Tony Soprano: Well, apparently Vito Junior's a whack job.
Silvio Dante: No surprise there. Family history...
Tony Soprano: She wants a hundred K for a change o' scenery.
Silvio Dante: That never works. She should get 'im a dog.
Tony Soprano: I don't think that's a good idea. Point is, how the f**k is this my problem, huh? 'Cause I'm the boss o' the family? And where the f**k is Phil Leotardo? He created the situation by clippin' Vito ta begin with. My best f**kin' earner. Now second time around I'm gettin' my pocket picked. Not to mention he's his uncle or cousin or whatever the f**k.
Silvio Dante: Not your problem, I agree.
Gerry Torciano: All due respect, he's a great guy Doc, but boss material?
Silvio Dante: Important thing is we all work together, whoever winds up in the driver's seat.
Gerry Torciano: Phil will, I'll never get it. The man was my mentor, was right there for the taking.
Silvio Dante: His heart Gerry, what's he gonna do?
Gerry Torciano: That's my point though. What you just said. Johnny goes away, it's Phil's turn in the driver's seat and his heart gives out.
Silvio Dante: Right.
Gerry Torciano: His heart.
Silvio Dante: I know, what?
Gerry Torciano: It's a metaphor. He lost his balls is what I'm sayin'.
Silvio Dante: Just say it then. Walt f**kin' Whitman over here.
Dominic Gamiello: That pool cue, I wonder if it was chalked.
Silvio Dante: Very funny Dom. Very cute. I don't quite get it, but cute.
Dominic Gamiello: Hey you know the autopsy found a three ball in his side pocket.
Carlo Gervasi: You're on a run.
Christopher Moltisanti: You are not gonna f**kin' believe this.
James Zancone: Vito Spatafore's an ass muncher.
Paulie Walnuts: Oh!!!
Silvio Dante: What?
Tony Soprano: What'd you just say?
James Zancone: I'm sorry, it's true.
Christopher Moltisanti: We ran into this kid. Vito was spotted in a fag bar in New York.
Tony Soprano: By who?
Christopher Moltisanti: The kid's cousin. Allegedly.
James Zancone: Probably bulls**t.
Silvio Dante: He's a married man.
Gabriella Dante: You have any extra compensation for what you've been goin' through?
Silvio Dante: Nah, part o' the job. Like they say, with great power, comes great responsibility.
Vito Spatafore: Ho, ho, ho. Eighty K? How's that twenty percent of a million?
Paulie Walnuts: Have a cookie, you're delirious. It was seven fifty, tops.
Vito Spatafore: F**k it all, Paulie. Tommy cased that s**thole.
Silvio Dante: What's with the f**kin' accountin' out there? That's a hundred grand a piece. You got it? We're lookin' after Carmela.
Paulie Walnuts: No question.
Vito Spatafore: Of course. Sooner than later Paulie.
Paulie Walnuts: I gotta piss first, you want half o' that too?
Silvio Dante: He was a good kid, Raymond.
Tony Soprano: The best.
Paulie Walnuts: At least he went fast. Not like Dick Barone, poor f**k.
Bobby Baccilieri: Dick Barone died?
Silvio Dante: Lou Gehrig's disease.
Christopher Moltisanti: You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?
Benny Fazio: Everybody with eyes in the back o' their head. Shit, I was Tony's driver.
Christopher Moltisanti: It's amazing. You want me ta be honest? The favoritism Tony still shows for our f**kin' cousin after what he's done? What does Tony B. have on this guy? And I'm supposed ta maybe take a bullet for this skeeve.
Silvio Dante: After all your uncle's done for you? I need ta get into specifics?
