Sookie St. James Quotes
Sookie: I will give it a 9.
Lorelai: 9+
Sookie: What will make it a 10?
Lorelai: Another half point.
Rory: Hey, Mom!
Lorelai [sighs]: Hey, Mom? That's it? You just gave me a heart attack and all you have to say is 'hey, Mom'? I thought you were a vicious serial killer.
Rory: Who you were going to challenge to a pillow fight?
Lorelai: You lost me at carrots, which by the way was the first draft of "you had me at hello."
Sookie: What?
Lorelai: I see we've entered the no humor zone.
Sookie: No more pork!
Lorelai: Finally something to put on our business cards.
Michel: They do not have opposable thumbs!
Sookie: Who, the girls? Oh, this is a handicapped group! Poor things.
Lorelai: I'm gonna be distracted until we fix this.
Sookie: Don't worry, because when a relationship is right, things work out.
Sookie: Norman Mailer, I'm Pregnant!
• Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007 Lorelai: Sookie, first thing we agreed on opening the inn?
Sookie: What?
Lorelai: Keep Kirk away from business?!!!
Sookie: Look at how he chopped these onions. I just want to shove a string through them and wear them around my neck!
Michel: That wouldn't be at all eccentric.
Sookie: If they're small enough to shove up our son's nose, they're too small!
Jackson: No way could you shove one of these up Davey's nose.
Sookie: Bet you five bucks.
Jackson: Get him in here!