Sookie St. James Quotes (Page 2)
Sookie: I was just wondering if it's going to be okay to set up a buffet in the dining room.
Emily: I don't know. What do you think Pennilyn Lott would do? You think she'd set it up in the dining room? Because personally, I think we should just toss some cheese cubes in the coffin, stuff some toothpicks in her mouth, and let the people go to town.
Sookie: Is she serious?
Lorelai: So, Davey, beautiful day, huh? What would you like to discuss? Middle East peace, the space program? I'm sorry, what's that? Oh, my God. He said, "the answer to the problems in the mideast is, 'I have to poop.'"
Sookie: He got distracted.
Sookie: You called me! You kept me on the phone for over an hour. I missed the beginning of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and by the time I got back, they were all gay.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007 Sookie: I should not be a parent.
Lorelai: Sookie. Look at me. There are many people in this world who should not have been parents. Mr. and Mrs. Hitler for example. The Bin Ladens could have watched TV that night. Richard and Emily might have taken a pass at procreating. But... you. No way. You're going to be a great parent.
Lorelai: So are you going to name him Lorelai?
Sookie: Absolutely, that wouldn't be confusing at all...
Lorelai: It's a boy! Oh, I know nothing about little boys!
Sookie: Me neither.
Lorelai: We very respectfully hover in his vicinity until the walk is over.
Sookie: Then we will politely ask him to get in touch with us.
Lorelai: Yes. Coming?
Rory: No, you guys go ahead. I'll be in the back of the line so that when the earth opens up and swallows you whole, I'll be here to tell the story.
Sookie: Got any plates that aren't cracked?
Luke: You're the one that's cracked.
Sookie: Nice thing to say to a pregnant woman.
Luke: You're pregnant?
Lorelai: Could you be any farther behind?
Sookie: I’m not getting rid of my knives, Jackson. I’m a chef, I have to have knives.
Jackson: Sookie.
Sookie: And I’m also not cutting off the water supply and I’m not sanding down all the edges of my furniture. Now, I’m sorry that you think this house is a deathtrap, and I’m sorry that you think there is nothing in our lifestyles that is conducive to having a baby, but our kid is gonna have to be bright enough not to disconnect the water hose that goes to the automatic ice maker and shove it up his or her nose. Now go to sleep.
Jackson: What is this?
Sookie: It’s my cleaver.
Jackson: What if Baby fell on it?
Sookie: You mean, what if Baby rolled off the sink and into the open second drawer? It wouldn’t be good.
