Sookie St. James Quotes (Page 3)
Lorelai: Who would ever have thought that all inns need doors?
Sookie: Not me.
Lorelai: And floors.
Sookie: Doors and floors, we can’t afford that.
Lorelai: Well, we better, otherwise our guests will fall right through to China.
Sookie: I can just imagine the phone calls.
Sookie: Just a sec, hon. How’s your love life, Pete? A little frustrated, I bet. Wondering how I know that? ‘Cause you’re taking it out on my egg whites. Gently, fold them gently. Cheryl – you’re slicing not dicing, I can hear it in the chop. Adjust, my friend.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 9th, 2007 Lorelai: What's that?
Sookie: That is a vat of boiling oil.
Lorelai: Really? Where's Quasimodo?
Sookie: This is not a joking matter.
Rory: What is the oil for?
Lorelai: For pouring on Visigoths.
Sookie: Lorelai!
Lorelai: When else am I gonna get to use my Visigoth material?
Sookie: Oh, come on, you do not like modern art.
Jackson: Oh, then I was mistaken, I guess I don’t. I’m a mindless android, I have no opinions.
Sookie: Well, what kind do you like?
Lorelai: Yeah, do you like the kind that looks like someone hemorrhaged on a canvas?
Jackson: Yes, I love hemorrhaging.
Sookie: Pink is for girls. Jackson's not a girl. Jackson doesn't like pink. I have all this pink, it's like saying, 'Hey, screw you. You want a say in this? Well, grow some ovaries.'
• Vote for this Quote! • October 8th, 2007 Lorelai: Sookie, what are you downloading from Prague?
Sookie: Color samples for the big ceramic stands.
Lorelai: Big ceramic stands for what?
Sookie: For the giant paper mache mushrooms.
Lorelai: What are the paper mache mushrooms for?
Sookie: For the midgets dressed like angels to dance under, silly!
Sookie: I am so sad...and mad. I'm smad.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Sookie: Keep in mind during the Bracebridge dinner, we are not just servers, we are performers. So, anytime you're with a guest, you must be in character and you must speak Old English. It's a world we're creating here, so whatever we can do— Kirk, you're driving me crazy!
Kirk: Who, me?
Lorelai: No it isn't. You are a brilliant chef and to think that you should do things differently from how you do them now is ridiculous. You don't tell a great violinist to hold his bow differently. You don't tell a great cymbal player to crash his cymbals differently. You just let them play.
Sookie: There are great cymbal players?
Lorelai: Theoretically.
Lorelai: Okay, well, if it makes you feel any better, while he's being sexy, he's also being grammatically correct?
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007
