Stan Quotes
Cartman: [jumps off his skateboard] YES! I did it! [tosses his helmet away] I jumped over the homeless! [turns around] YES!
Kenny: (Yehes!)
Stan: That was a sweet idea, Kyle. [smiles]
Kyle: Goddamnit, that wasn't my idea!
Randy: Words with venom, words that bind, words used like weapons to cloud my mind.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 11th, 2007 Token: Jesse Jackson is not the Emperor of black people!
[Token walks away.]
Stan: [long pause] . . . He told my dad he was . . .
Stan: I get it now. After that little person talked the other day, I understand how you feel about somebody saying the N word.
Token: So black people are midgets.
Stan: Goddamit!
Kyle: [after the conspiracy is blown] So who caused 9/11?
Stan: Wha'dya mean? A bunch of pissed off Muslims.
Hardly Boy: Yeah, what are you, retarded?
Stan: That was such uber-pwnage!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007 Kyle: It's half-man, and half-bearpig.
Cartman: No! It's half-man, half-bear, and half-pig!
Kyle: That doesn't make any sense.
Stan: It could be half-bear and half man-pig.
Mr. Connolly: Our club offers hope! Do you think we go around the world molesting children just because it feels really, really, really, really good? No! Our club has a message...and a secret that explains the mysteries of life!
Stan: Oh, Jesus. Here we go.
Mr. Connolly: Very well. I am now going to tell you the secret of the Super Adventure Club.
Stan: We don't wanna hear it!
Stan: Oh my God. They killed Chef.
Kyle: You bastards! YOU BASTARDS!!!
Mr. Connolly: Pity. He would've made an excellent child molester.
Kyle: Do you realize how retarded that sounds?
Mr. Connolly: Is it any more retarded than the idea of God sending his only son down to die for our sins? Is it any more retarded that Buddha sitting beneath a tree for twenty years?
Stan: Yeah, it's way, way more retarded.
