Stan Quotes (Page 10)
Cartman: I'm not the one walking around all day like Pippi Longstocking.
Stan: Well, at least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack Whore magazine.
Enya-style music: Take a look, take a look, take a look above the sky; come and fly, take a ride...
Stan: This music is terrible! It's cheesy but lame, and eerily soothing at the same time!
Grandpa: Now you know what's it's like to be old!
Stan: Now, don't be gay! Don't be gay, Spark! Don't be gay!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 28th, 2007 Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny.
Uncle Jimbo: No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger.
Cartman: Yeah, hippie. Go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything.
Stan: Uncle Jimbo says after this, he's taking me to Africa.
Cartman: My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.
Stan: Cartman doesn't know a rainforest from a Pop-Tart!
Cartman: Yeah, I do! Pop-Tarts are frosted!
Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
Stan: Dude! That kicks ass!
Kyle: Yeah. Check this one out! Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby!
Cartman: Go home, you little dildo!
Kyle: Dude! Don't call my brother a dildo!
Stan: What's a dildo?
Kyle: I dunno, and I'll bet Cartman doesn't know either!
Cartman: I know what it means!!