Stan Quotes (Page 2)
Randy: Well how about four?
Stan: I think you're pushing it.
Randy: How 'bout 20?
Stan: That's not disciprine.
Randy: Right, right. Does vodka count?
Stan: Dad!
Randy: How did I manage to raise such a smart kid?
Stan: I have a great teacher.
Randy: Thanks son.
Stan: No not you, my karate teacher. He's really smart.
Stan: Dad, aren't you supposed to like, not drink and drive?
Randy: I'm not drinking and driving, I'm driving while I'm drinking, right boys?!
Cartman: Sure, whatever dude.
Stan: No, cancer is a disease. My dad needs to drink less.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007 Stan: Dad, aren't you kind of drunk?
Randy: It's ok Stan, I have some beer to keep my buzz going!
Brian: Yeah, I'm afraid that you are completely miserable and totally depressed.
Stan: I am?? I didn't know that!
Brian: Well there's certainly no question that you are a perfect candidate for Scientology
Kyle: Do you really think my hat is stupid?
Stan: As a matter of fact, I think it is the nicest hat I have ever known.
Stan: Dude! Dude, did you see the news last night?
Cartman: Yeah.
Stan: You saw all those people trapped on their roofs?
Cartman: Yeah, that was pretty funny.
Stan: Dad?
Randy: Huh?
Stan: You're the greatest.
Kyle: Stan! What the hell is going on?!
Stan: It's Critter Christmas, dude! It sucks ass!