Stan Quotes (Page 7)
Stan: Look! Youu guys that line isn't long!
Kyle: Yeah, but we're not female groupies or random sluts!
Cartman: Kenny's a random slut!
Cartman: Look, if you don't come and do this show, I'll make you eat your parents!
Phillip: Yeah, whatever kid.
Stan: He'll do it, dude!
Kyle: I'm not going anywhere.
Stan: Goddamnit I'm not going with you, I wanna stay here.
Kyle: Huh? I thought you wanted to leave.
Stan: Oh wait who am I again?
Kyle: You're Stan.
Stan: Kyle, I'm starting to think that this is a really bad idea.
Butters: I'm not Kyle, I'm Butters. I thought you were Kyle.
Stan No, I'm Stan.
Kyle: You're Stan? Where's Kenny?
Stan: Who are you?
Kyle: I'm Kyle.
Cartman: Hehe, guess who I am, guys?
Stan: Kyle?!
[Stan turns over a dead body of a bald cult member, it takes a moment for Stan to recognize him.]
Stan: [gasps] OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY!
Kyle: [off screen and in the distance] You bastards!
Stan: Kyle? Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
Kyle: [still off screen in the distance] You bastards!
Stan: [follows Kyle's voice] Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
Randy Marsh: Kenny's dad and I were in scouts for years.
Stan: Was your dad in scouts, Cartman? Oh yeah, you don't have a dad. [everyone laughs]
Cartman: That's not funny! Jesus Christ!
Randy Marsh: You do not say "big silly goose", you call him an asshole like a normal kid!
Stan: All right! Fine! (to Cartman) Asshole.
Randy: That's better.
Cartman: Don't call me an asshole you big son of a bitch!
Stan: [after the fake Kenny suffocates in Miss Crabtree's uterus] Oh my God! They killed Kenny! Sort of.
Kyle: Yeah! They killed Kenny... 's look-alike. You bastards!
Stan: Chef, what's a prostitute?
Chef: Dag-nabbit children! How come every time you come in here you gotta be askin' me questions that I shouldn't be answering?! "Chef, what's the clitoris?" "What's a lesbian, Chef?" "How come they call it a rim job, Chef?" For once, can't you just come in here and say, "Hi Chef. Nice day, isn't it?"!
Stan: Ok. Hi Chef. Nice day isn't it?
Chef: Thank you. Yes, it is a nice day
Stan: Chef, what's a prostitute?
Stan: [after Kenny is hit by a bus] Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
Butters: He had sins that he didn't confess!
Stan: He's doomed.
