Stan Quotes (Page 8)
Stan and Kyle: Hello Chef.
Chef: My name isn't Chef anymore children, I converted to Islam.
Stan: Islam?
Chef: From now on, my name is Abdul Mohammed Jabar Rauf Kareem Ali.
Stan: Dude! I think these guys mean to have sexual encounters with us!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 1st, 2007 Radio announcer: How do you feel about the KOZY-FM Halloween Haunt, little boy?
Stan: This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park. And that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen, until I saw the KOZY-FM Halloween Haunt.
Stan: Oh no, there's nothing worse than Cartman with authoriteh!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 31st, 2007 Stan: Well, we're gonna go work on getting Kyle's dad an erection. [the boys go up the stairs]
Randy: [resumes] Yes, yes, of course. I've got work to do. [the door closes] What?
Stan: What are you doing, dad?
Randy: Stanley, I think its best you live with Kyle from now on. His dad is better than me.
Stan: No he's not, he can't even get an erection!
Randy: Hehehe! Really?
Stan: That's the fifth store we've been kicked out of. Why is it so hard to get an erection?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 31st, 2007 Stan: Ah! A snake!
Kyle: No dude, that's a branch.
Stan: Oh. Ah! It's a snake!
Kyle: No dude, that's the same branch again.
Stan: Great job, Cartman, you killed Kyle!
Kenny: [muffled] You bastard!
Cartman: Well he shouldn't have called me fat!
Stan: Why the hell not? That's like calling the sky blue!
Wendy: (to Kyle) Kiss Bebe on the lips.
Kyle: What!? I'm not kissing no girl!
Stan: Go on, dude, just close your eyes.
