Steven Hyde Quotes
Kelso: Oh, this is great. Jackie's gonna get wedding fever. Man, all I'm gonna hear is, "Michael, at our wedding don't shove cake in my face." And, "You better know how to dance." And, "There will not be a trampoline." A wedding without a trampoline. That's crazy talk.
Hyde: Yeah, it'd be like a funeral without a dunk tank.
Kelso: She even knows what kind of china pattern she wants. Pink and purple with unicorns. Who wants to see a unicorn when they're eating pie?
Hyde: I’ll be in the basement.
Kitty: No, you sit!
Hyde: Oh, sure, when things get ugly, suddenly I’m family!
Laurie: Not to me, freak.
Hyde: You are so going to end up in porno!
Eric: How come Hyde gets to have a job?
Hyde: Because, Forman. You have potential. Whereas I’ll be a success if I stay out of jail.
Hyde: Hey, man. It's better than Laurie being down here. She's like a big cancerous tumor. Jackie, y'know, she's like a tiny benign cist.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Hyde: [Jackie has just beaten up Laurie] You kicked her ass, man!
Jackie: [Exhausted] Yeah... whatever.
[the guys are sitting in the circle and talking about Kelso and Jackie breaking up]
Kelso: Ya know guys, there are a lot of ladies out there and I haven't seen nearly enough of them naked. From now on, I'm gonna live free. I'm going to be boldly going where no man has gone before.
[the next seen shows the Forman's front door. The doorbell rings and Kitty answers the door. Kelso is standing there holding flowers]
Kelso: Is Laurie here?
Kitty: [Laughs] Don't you mean Eric?
Kelso: No Laurie. Your other kid.
[Hyde walks by and stops when he sees Kelso]
Hyde: You're dating Laurie? Man, you're going where every man has gone before.
Kitty: [Turns around] Steven it is not nice to be so... truthful.
[Laurie comes down the stairs]
Laurie: Hi Kelso.
[Notices the flowers]
Laurie: Did you buy those for me?
Kelso: Yep, just like you told me.
Laurie: No, I told you roses! Come on doofus!
[She walks out the door with Kelso]
Hyde: You know Mrs. Forman, those two could have the dumbest badies ever.
Kitty: [Starts to laugh then abruptably stops and turns toward Hyde] That's not funny
Hyde: Hey! I got a B in Spanish... I didn't even know I was taking Spanish.
Eric: [Moments later] Donna! You're smoking a cigarette!
Hyde: Even worse, man! It's a menthol.
[Later, after Eric drops the cigarette, Hyde picks it up and starts smoking it]
Hyde: Dios mio... No es bueno.
Kitty Forman: [about Hyde's brownies] Well, I know Steven put the special ingredient in.
Eric: I told him not to!
Hyde: [At the same time] Special ingredient?
Kitty Forman: Of course! Love!
Hyde: Yes, ma'am, Mrs. Forman. There's a whole big bag of love in here.
Jackie: Steven Hyde, you were right. We will never be friends. We'll be more than friends. Because now, I love you!
Hyde: Oh, my God, will you shut up?
Kelso: You know, Hyde, seeing you work hard and take pride in what you do... I lost a lot of respect for you, man.
Fez: You used to be my hero. My lazy American hero.
