Steven Hyde Quotes (Page 2)
Hyde: Give me a break, Foreman. I don't have a mommy.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Laurie: [on Hyde's history paper] Oh yeah, what'd you get? A D?
Hyde: No. A C minus. [Red and Kitty cheer]
Eric: I got a B.
Red: You couldn't get an A?
[Eric and Laurie are fighting at dinner]
Hyde: Could we please not fight?
Laurie: [imitating Hyde] Could we please not fight?
Eric [to Hyde] Could you please not suck? [Laurie laughs]
Red: [bleep] Damn it! I am tired of being [bleep] Santa Claus! Steven, you get your [bleep] together and you get your ass in the [bleep] damn car! We're going! [bleep] Now [bleep] damn it! Move it!
Hyde: Okay.
Kitty: You are just the sweetest man alive.
Red: [bleep]!
[Eric, Hyde, Kelso, and Fez are in a bar. After ordering beer and Hyde claiming their in the military two attractive women walk up to their table.]
Charline: So, your in the military. What base are you from.
Hyde:[smiling] Its a secret military base.
Charlotte: I'm Charlotte and this is my sister Charline.
Kelso: Hi I'm... [in a manly voice] ...Ted.
Hyde: Seargeant Shaft.
Eric: You can call me Honcho
Fez: I am Eric Foreman
[Waitress delivers beer]
Charline: Oh, Sally, put that on our tab and bring everybody a round of shots.
Fez: What is going on?
Kelso: Their picking us up.
Fez: Ay, no.
Kelso: No, its a good thing.
Fez: Oh, okay!
Hyde: Red, I'm sorry your mom died and I'm sorry Kelso's an idiot.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Hyde: Do you remember that time when I was climbing your fence, and I hit my forehead on that tree branch, and I fell into your yard, and your dog Yogi came out of the house and bit me twice on the ass?
Kelso: [laughing] Yeah, you bled and you cried.
Hyde: I bled. I didn't cry.
Kelso: Yeah, you did. You bled and you cried.
Hyde: And you laughed, man. A lot. While I was bleeding... You see my point?
Kelso: Yeah, it's funny when friends get hurt.
Hyde: Close enough.
Hyde: [after they painted a pot leaf on the water tower] It doesn't look like a pot leaf.
Kelso: What?
Hyde: It looks like a hand giving the finger.
Kelso: It doesn't have to look perfect Hyde, it's art!
Hyde: Get over there and make it better!
Kelso: Fine.
[Kelso climbs back up the railing]
Hyde: Just make it wider. Ok, out further though..right up there-
[Kelso falls off the water tower]
Jackie: Oh my God, Michael!
Hyde: Hey Kelso...
Kelso: Yeah?
Hyde: How does it look from down there?
Kelso: It looks like it's giving me the finger!
Eric: [about David] I don't know. If I hit this guy, Donna's just gonna be pissed.
Kelso: No, man. Chicks dig that stuff! I mean, Leia, right, she acted like she was mad at Han. But I could tell she liked him.
Hyde: Kelso, man, what are you, an idiot? Leia likes Luke, I mean she kissed him on that bridge!
Kelso: Uh! Just for luck!
Fez: I'm so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fez man, it's Star Wars.
Fez: Screw that.
Hyde: Hey Forman, man, this thing better be good. If I don't see some space jugs, I'm going to be super pissed.
Eric: Oh, hey, guys, I heard it was okay.
Kelso: Well, there is no way it's better than the Planet of the Apes. I mean, those apes were really good actors.
