Steven Hyde Quotes (Page 3)
Jackie: Oh, God, Steven, this is beautiful. You know, this whole experience has taught me that I don't need Michael to go to the Prom. I can go with anyone, even you. Thanks. [she kisses Hyde on the cheek]
Hyde: Okay, let's not do that.
Kelso: Guys, guess who's taking Pam Macey to the prom?
Hyde: Anyone with a quarter?
Kelso: NO, ME!
Fez: Darn, and I had a quarter, too.
Fez: Oh, I know who I can ask to the Prom!
Hyde: Oh boy! Who Fez?
Fez: The lucky lady is... my English teacher!
Kelso: Fez, you can't take a teacher to the Prom!
Fez: Why not? She's always writing sexy comments on my homework: Nice Job, Good Effort, See Me, I love you... Okay, I made the last one up, but the other ones were real.
Hyde: If I miss that 20 midget free-for-all, I'm going to be super pissed.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Hyde: [about Donna's gifts to them] So what'd you get?
Eric: ID bracelet.
Hyde: Cool. Your name on it?
Eric: Yeah. What'd you get?
Hyde: Tube socks.
Eric: Good! I mean... Tube socks are good.
Donna: [as she is reaching up to trim the top of the Christmas tree] Guys, how does that look?
[Hyde and Eric look at Donna's butt]
Hyde: That's great.
Eric: Yeah, that's fabulous, great.
Hyde: So, Foreman? Now that the scary kids are gone, is Buddy gay?
Eric: Well, I don't think it's really my place to...
Hyde and Donna: He's gay.
Fez: I am telling you. I heard it. The devil is singing backwards on the record.
Hyde: It's not the devil, man! It's congress. They passed a secret law to put backward messages in our records, man! They wanna kill rock 'n roll because they know it makes us horny, man!
Eric: Doesn't pretty much everything make us horny?
Kelso: Cartoons make me horny! Oh, and food!
Hyde: Disco is from hell, okay. And not the cool part of hell with all the murderers, but the lameass part with the accountants.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Fez: Kelso is my friend, I cannot take his woman.
Hyde: You're a good man, Fez.
Fez: Actually, I could take his woman, but I won't.
