Stewie Griffin Quotes (Page 14)
Brian Griffin: Okay, you can stop that now.
Stewie Griffin: I can't hear you, i'm a robot!
Brian Griffin: Come on, knock it off.
Stewie Griffin: Does not compute!
Brian Griffin: I'm going to bed.
Stewie Griffin: I do not require sleep!
Lois Griffin: So, Chris, how's the latest with your little girlfriend?
Chris Griffin: Oh, I don't think Mrs. Lockhart likes me at all.
Lois Griffin: Mrs. Lockhart? Your teacher?
Peter Griffin [ignoring Lois and Chris]: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Lois, this is not my Batman glass.
Lois Griffin: Peter, are you listening? Chris has a crush on his teacher!
Meg Griffin: Ew, gross!
Stewie Griffin: You know what else is gross? [tries to force a fart but his right eye turns red] Ahh, broke a damn blood vessel!
Stewie Griffin: Just remember fat man, those jugs are mine until the milk dries up. Then you can have the remains!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 10th, 2007 Brian Griffin: Hey, uh, you two better settle down. Chris, give Meg her hat.
Chris Griffin: I don't have to listen to you! You're a dog! You don't have a soul.
Brian Griffin: Ow.
Stewie Griffin: Don't take that! Raise your voice to them.
Brian Griffin: HEY! Knock it off!
Stewie Griffin: You know, Brian, if I choose to make stool in my pants right now, you're the only one here to change me. What do you think of that, hmm?
Brian Griffin: I'm not going to change you.
Stewie Griffin: What?
Brian Griffin: I said, I'm not going to change you.
Stewie Griffin: Well, you can't be serious. Well, what if, what if I make a fudgie? Oh, well, I just won't. I just won't, that's all. I just won't. Blast! I just did!
Stewie Griffin: Yes, and in the meantime, here's a little vision test. What is this? A poopie or a toblerone?
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 9th, 2007 Chris Griffin: I want a new hat!
Meg Griffin: I want a new hat!
Stewie Griffin: I want them to have new hats!
Stewie Griffin: [after finding out Jolly Farm is fake] I feel like such a fool. Don't even look at me!
Brian Griffin: Hey, come on. You want to get some ice cream? That would make you feel better, right? You want to get some McDonald's? Wanna take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes?
Stewie Griffin: [nods]
Brian Griffin: Okay. Lets go take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes.
Meg Griffin: Jolly Farm is on, Stewie. Don't you want to watch?
Stewie Griffin: No. The Stewie who loved Jolly Farm is dead. Meet the Stewie who loves funky fruit hats!
Stewie Griffin: I think... the only reason we die is t--
Brian Griffin: Dude, dude, I know what you're gonna say, and I am so completely -
Stewie Griffin: Wait, wait, wait, wait. shhshhshhh. The only reason we die... is because we accept it as an inevitability.
Brian Griffin: Do you think I'll ever find the right woman?
Stewie Griffin: Oh, God, I... yes, man. Come on, dude, you're great.
