Stewie Griffin Quotes (Page 17)
Stewie Griffin: Warm out today. Warm yesterday. Even warmer today. [begins playing banjo]
Met her on my CB
Said her name was Mimi
Sounded like an angel come to Earth (Come to Earth)
When I went to meet her
Man you shoulda seen her
Twice as tall as me, three times the girth (Girth)
Oh, my fat baby loves to eat (Loves to eat)
A big ol' buddha-belly and her breasts swing past her feet (Feet)
My fat baby loves to eeeaaat
My big old fat-ass baby loves to eat. [song ends] I got blisters on me fingers!
Stewie Griffin: Ooh, I feel so deliciously white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 6th, 2007Stewie Griffin: Good Lord! Can they really say "bang my girlfriend" on TV?
• Vote for this Quote! • July 6th, 2007 Chris Griffin: What kind of gifts have boys gotten for you, Meg?
Meg Griffin: Oh! Well, my boyfriend, Prince Willam, got this beautiful watch, and this diamond tiara, and this wonderful scepter!
Stewie Griffin: She needs to get laid, big time
Stewie Griffin: Alright, testing voice modulator. Blast you vile woman!
Robot Peter: Blast you vile woman!
Stewie Griffin: Ugh, that won't do. [He turns on the translator] Pardon me, you with the severe aesthetic deficiencies.
Robot Peter: Hey ugly!
Stewie Griffin: Excellent! Hahahahaha!
Robot Peter: Sweet! Eheheheheheh!
Stewie Griffin: All this time spent keeping people from having sex. Now I know how the Catholic Church feels. Ba-zing!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 6th, 2007 Lois Griffin: STEWIE! Bad boy, that's Mommy's makeup! Oh, and you got it all over your father's favorite shirt, now go to your room!
Brian Griffin: Wow, the evidence is really piling up...
Stewie Griffin: Make any joke you want, you know I look good.
Stewie Griffin: Well, look at you there! Oh, you're a filthy girl, aren't you? Yes, Yes, you're looking for a bad time, that's what you're after. Oh, you're a dirty flirt. You want it bad, and you don't care who you get it from because you have no self respect and that gets you off, doesn't it?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 6th, 2007Stewie Griffin [going through refrigerator]: Uh, let's see, we got soda, purple stuff... Aw, Sunny D, alright!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 6th, 2007Stewie Griffin: [to Peter] Hey. How you doin' there, big guy? You holdin' up all right? You want a sooooda? Hmm? Well, screw it, I tried.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 6th, 2007
