Susan Mayer Quotes (Page 10)
Lynette: "Did you bat your eyes? You know, it doesn't work if you don't bat your eyes."
Susan: "Honey, I batted everything that wasn't nailed down."
Carl: "The heart wants what it wants."
Susan: "Well, my heart wants to hurt you, but I can control myself!"
Susan: "How could we have all forgotten about this?"
Lynette: "We didn't exactly forget, it's just usually when the hostess dies, that party is off."
Bree: "Lynette!"
Lynette: "I'm not being flip, I'm just pointing out a reality."
Susan: "Lynette?"
Lynette: "I'm in."
Bree: "I'll make braised lamb shanks."
Lynette: "I'm still in."
Paul: "Can I be frank?"
Susan: "Of course."
Paul: "I don't care what her reasons were. Maybe she was depressed. Maybe she was bored. It doesn't matter. She abandoned her husband and her son. And I'll never forgive her."
Gabrielle: "I can't believe she wormed her way in. How did you let her do that?"
Susan: "I don't know, I was gonna take her out at the knees, but it all happened so fast."
Gabrielle: "Well, you know what you need to do. You need to get there early, spend a little time with Mike before little barracuda gets there."
Susan: "That's a good idea. Edie will get there at 5:45, which means her breasts will arrive at 5:30, so I should shoot for five."
Julie: "Dear Diary, Mike doesn't even know I'm alive."
Susan: "Shut up."
Julie: "If you wanna date him, you're gonna have to ask him out."
Susan: "I keep hoping he'll ask me out."
Julie: "How's that going?"
Susan: "Shouldn't you be making brownies for your nerdy friends?"
Gabrielle: "So now you're taking Julie on your dinner date with Mike?"
Susan: "Yeah, well, if Edie's gonna be there, I'm gonna need emotional support."
Susan: "Julie? Mike Delfino just invited us to dinner Friday night."
Julie: "He did? Cool!"
Susan: "But only I'm going. Because you're gonna come down with something semi-serious that requires bed rest and fluids."
Julie: "Stop being so nervous, you're just asking him out to dinner. It's no big deal."
Susan: "You're right. So, is that your project for school? You know in 5th grade I made the white house out of sugar cubes."
Julie: "Stop stalling and go. Before Mike figures out he can do better."
Susan: "Tell me again why I fought for custody of you?"
Julie: "You were using me to hurt dad."
Susan: "Oh, that's right."
