Susan Mayer Quotes (Page 5)
Karl: "So, what do you say? Will you marry me, Susan Mayer? Again?"
Susan: "What the hell?"
Karl: "Cool!"
Susan: "What are we gonna do about Edie?"
Karl: "We can't tell her."
Susan: "She'd kill us both."
Karl: "It'll be our secret."
Susan: "Hi. I need an operation on my spleen and I just found out I don’t have medical insurance. Is there anyone I can sue?"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 21st, 2007Edie: "What a bitch!"
Susan: "Edie, can you...."
Edie: "I WAS sugar coating it!"
Susan: "Well, we were just wondering actually, we were curious about, uh..."
Edie: "What the hell is going on with you and Betty Applewhite?"
Susan: "Yeah, that."
Bree: "Excuse me?"
Edie: "Well from the day that dead body showed up nobody was yelling, ‘Oh, the Applewhites are involved,’ louder than you. And then the next thing we know you are having Betty over for poker? What gives?"
Susan: "She makes it sound like we’re angry and we’re not angry."
Edie: "I’m a little angry."
Susan: "But I gotta be honest, the fact that you can't even cut that steak isn't helping."
Dr. Ron: "That's not fair. You overcooked it, and, frankly, it's not the freshest meat."
Susan: "Well, neither am I. I've got 35 years on that cow."
Dr. Ron: "I've never taken out a spleen before. But believe me, it's no big deal. Spleen, gallbladder, it's all the same."
Susan: "Okay, red flag! See, I didn't go to medical school, but I’m thinking, not all the same."
Julie: "Mom, he’s a cute surgeon. What’s the problem?"
Susan: "He’s young."
Julie: "Young?"
Susan: "Younger than me."
Julie: "How much younger?"
Susan: "Let’s just say if I was a senior in high school, I’d be saying, ‘Wow, you’re a hot fifth grader.'"
Julie: "Well, of course it’s going to sound gross if you say it that way. But, you’re both adults so why not just ask him out?"
Susan: "'Cause the conversation could go something like this. 'Dr. Ron, I think you’re hot.' 'Oh. Well, thank you, ma'am. Now I think it’s time we talk about your hip replacement.'"
Julie: "Mom, you’re hot, funny, nice and clearly desperate, and guys are into that. Play to your strengths."
Gabrielle: "Bree, maybe you should call in a favor from your police detective pal. Have him poke around."
Susan: "That’s a great idea. You could have him do a background check on the Applewhites."
Bree: "I don’t think I can do that."
Susan: "Why not? You said he was nice."
Bree: "Well, once he stopped suspecting me of murdering Rex, he was delightful, but I don’t really know him."
Susan: "This is the worst date I have ever been on in my life. That man is the most obnoxious, offensive, annoying human being, and you’re looking at me like I’m crazy right now, but I will be if I spend one more second with him so you gotta help me! You gotta do something. It’s my mental health. My mental health. You took an oath!"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 21st, 2007Edie: "What do you guys think about the Applewhites?"
Susan: "I like 'em, very nice. Very..."
Bree: "Interesting."
Susan: "Right, interesting."
Edie: "Hmm, they weird me out, too."
