Susan Mayer Quotes (Page 7)
Susan: "Lonnie. What are you doing here?"
Lonnie: "It’s past noon, which now means it is now socially acceptable to start drinking."
Edie: "I don’t think Mike would do that to his own son."
Susan: "You know?"
Edie: "That Mike’s Zach’s real father? Yes. Julie told Karl, Karl told me and I sent out a few e-mails."
Susan: "Well, thanks for your discretion."
Mike: "Technically, we don’t have to be casual anymore."
Susan: " I can be naked in 20 seconds! That includes travel time."
Susan: "Zach's your son, and, and I have Julie and you’ve totally accepted her. I mean, granted, she’s been the model child, so far, but she’s almost 15. She’s gonna turn on me any minute. You better be there to help me when it gets ugly."
Mike: "I will."
Mike: "You’re the one who said you wanted things to be casual between us."
Susan: "Yeah, but that doesn’t mean we have to act like brother and sister. I mean, you bought me ribs. I have gratitude to express."
Susan: "Well, I don't mean to be technical here, but this show, I mean, it really is supposed to be a family thing, and I hate to point out you're not family."
Edie: "No, but I have talent, and to most audiences, talent trumps family."
Susan: "Boy, your son really likes to play his hip-hop music loud."
Betty: "The good news is it drowns out the sound of the dryer."
Julie: "She knows her guitar. Apparently, there are a lot of musicians in her family, sort of like the Von Trapps."
Susan: "Hmm."
Julie: "Except, you know, her brother OD'd."
Susan: "Well, I played in high school."
Julie: "So the last time you tickled the ivories was sometime in the late '70s?"
Susan: "It was the early '80s."
Edie: "Karl said that you know all about our dirty little secret."
Susan: "Yes, yes, I do."
Edie: "Well, I feel awful. I should have told you that I was doing your ex. Well, it would've been the classy thing to do."
Susan: "Well, etiquette is a lost art for a lot of people."
Edie: "Oh, you've gotta believe me, I never, ever thought anything would happen with us. But on our first date, Karl took me to a Mexican restaurant. You know what I get like when I drink tequila. A couple of shooters and my bra unhooks itself."
Susan: "Circumstances beyond your control. I get it."