Susan Mayer Quotes (Page 9)
Susan: "Well, I'm adorable crazy. And he's rampage crazy."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007 Susan: "Listen, I know being dramatic is the birthright of every teenager, but come on..."
Zach: "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!!?? DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?"
Susan: "Thank you, Zach. You have just made this really easy for me. You are now forbidden from seeing or talking to my daughter ever again. And if you come within 10 feet of her, I will call the police, and I will have you arrested! Now get out!"
Susan: "I guess I should go take a shower and wash Mrs. Huber off me."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007 Julie: Oh, I talked to Dad today, and apparently, he and Brandi might break up."
Susan: "Oh, how awful!"
Julie: "Mom, you’re smiling."
Susan: "Am I? Hmm."
Susan: (to Bongo, Mike's dog) "If you came in here to judge me, you can just leave. (Bongo turns around) No! Wait! Don't go!"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007 Susan: "Hey Edie!"
Edie: "Wow, get a load of you. You look so pretty. I hardly recognize you."
Susan: [after riding the mechanical bull] "Everybody's staring at me, aren't they?"
Mike: "Just the slapstick fans."
Susan: "It's no big deal. It's only for a couple of hours. I let you borrow my eggs for a whole year!"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007 Julie: "How am I supposed to blend in with a bunch of messed up teenagers?"
Susan: "I dunno, pretend you're bulimic. Gag a little."
Susan: "I hate to bother you while you're um... working, but do you have change for a five? Preferably in quarters.
Prostitute: "If I got paid in quarters, I must be doing something wrong!"