Tonya Rock Quotes
Tonya: Chris gets sick and now we can't get anything for Christmas.
Drew: Man, we were good for nothin'.
Rochelle: No, you were good because you were supposed to be good. I mean, what if there were no Christmas? Would you be runnin' around here startin' forest fires?
Rochelle: Here's how this works, Tonya. You could keep lyin' or you could tell me you took my earrings. You decide.
Tonya: You promise you won't yell?
Rochelle: I won't yell.
Tonya: I took your earrings, and I lost one.
Rochelle: Didn't I tell you not to touch my earrings?!
Tonya: You promised you wouldn't yell!
Narrator: I've been fallin' for that one for years.
Rochelle: Do you know how valuable those earrings were, Tonya? Huh?
Tonya: Father, I have brought disgrace to myself and to our family. [gets out a belt]
Julius: Tonya, no!
Tonya: Leave me now, Father. I must whup myself until you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
Greg: You're definitely not in there.
Tonya: Bye Chris. Don't tell any lies when you get to heaven.
Caruso: Rest in peace, Toby.
Drew: Hey Chris, can I borrow your comic books?
Julius: That's a $2 pair underwear you're messin' in.
Narrator: Next to dealin' drugs, gettin' bad grades was the worst thing you could do. It was worse than this.
Rochelle: Tonya, what happened?
Tonya (Age 30): Momma, I had to smoke that fool.
Rochelle: No, not him! I'm talkin' about this D you got in algebra!
Narrator: And worse than this...
Rochelle: Drew! Where is that boy?! What the hell is wrong with you?
Teenage Drew: I'm followin' my dream, momma. I'm gonna be a country and western singer.
Rochelle: I'm not talkin' about that! I'm talkin' about this F! Now get your Johnny Cashless ass upstairs and study! Do you think I'm playin' with you? And where you get that guitar from? You better not be sellin' no damn drugs in my house!
Rochelle: Don't come home stupid.
Chris, Drew and Tonya: We won't!
Tonya: Momma, can we have our candy back?
Rochelle: No. I ate it. Don't need you all getting any more cavities which you all got. No cavities in this house.
Narrator: But at this rate, there'll be plenty of diabetes.
Tonya (Age 30): Daddy, this is Ronald, my fiancé.
Ronald: Nice to meet you sir. [Julius shoots him]
Tonya (Age 30): Momma, Daddy shot my fiancé again!
Narrator: Hey, say what you want, but that's effective birth control.
Tonya (Age 30): So, what else did you lie to me about? Are you really gonna kick me out if I get pregnant? Is it true you ain't takin' care of no baby? Can I really not bring a white boy home? Does the Foreman Grill really knock out the fat? Can I really get a loan with no money down? Are you my real mother? Momma, I want answers!
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