Ted Mosby Quotes (Page 3)
Barney: Dude, lots of chicks think that architects are hot. Think about that, you create something out of nothing. You're like God. There is no one hotter than God.
Ted: I love it when you quote scripture.
Older Ted: You know, grandma and grandpa dont usually talk about things that were uncomfortable, emotional, or an any way, real.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 31st, 2007Ted: Okay, we're way past "truth-telling" Lily, and about to hit "Cinco de Mayo 1998" Lily, and I'm NOT cleaning that up again.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 31st, 2007 Ted: Five bucks says she still wants Marshall.
Robin: You're on.
Ted: Five AMERICAN bucks.
Robin: Dammit!
Ted: [smiling]
Robin: What?
Ted: She's miserable. She's realized she's made a huge mistake, her and Marshall will be back together in a week. I LOVE IT!
Robin: Umm, no, you just want her to be miserable. The truth is, she's happy.
Ted: Trust me, I've known Lily for nine years.
Robin: Trust me, I'm a girl!
Ted: Yeah, but you're Canadian.
Ted: It's Sunday! It's Pancakes day!
Marshall: Lily always made the pancakes. God I loved her pancakes. So soft. So warm. So perfectly shaped.
Ted: Are we still talking about her pancakes? ...C'mon, you gotta eat something. What can I get you?
Marshall: Beer.
Ted: No, that's what you had for dinner.
Marshall: Fine! I'll just have leftovers. [pulls half-drunk beer out of couch]
Ted: Hey Marshall!
Marshall: Hey Ted.
Ted: You hungry?
Marshall: What's the point? I could eat some food...it's just gonna leave me.
Ted: Well, at least in that scenario, you get to do the dumping.
Robin: [smiling] Hey! So, did you hear the big news?
Ted: You mean how Lily and Marshall broke up and Lily's gone and nothing else remotely important happened last night? Yeah, I think he knows.
Ted: Listen, whenever you feel like calling her you come find me first, and I will punch you in the face.
Marshall: You're a good friend, Ted.
Ted: I'm gonna call Barney.
[calls Barney]
Barney: Go for Barney.
Ted: Oh hey, where are you guys?
Barney: We're in a fundraiser, helping young women raise money for community college.
Ted: Stripclub...nice.
