Ted Mosby Quotes (Page 5)
Ted: Look, I shouldn’t go.
Marshall: You should definitely go, look, it’s a chance to show her you are still friends and that you support her.
Barney: Or it’s a chance to mess with her head by showing up with someone hotter, or even better, triple threat, hotter and bigger boobs!
Ted: That’s only two.
Barney: Count again!
Barney: Do it! Come on Ted, do it! It's one of those things you have to do before you turn 30.
Ted: What? Sleep with a prostitute?
Barney: No, lose your virginity! What Up!
Marshall: Ted, what does your mom always say?
Ted: Nothing good ever...
Marshall: Nothing good ever happens after 2 a.m.
Ted: I hate how you're always right.
Lily: It's my best, and most annoying, trait.
Ted: I’m going over to this girl’s house to make juice.
Taxicab driver: Nice!
Ted: Oh no, it's not like that, we’re juicing as friends.
Robin: Have you ever had one of those days where nothing all that monumental happens, but by the end of it you have no idea who you are or what the hell you are doing with your life? Do you ever have one of those days?
Ted: [smiles] Uhh, about once a week.
Robin: I don’t know, it was just a rough day, and the only person I wanted to see at the end of it was you!
Ted: Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007Ted: [voiceover] We spend so much effort trying to keep parts of our lives hidden, even from our closest friends, that those rare times when we do open up, it's amazing how minor those secrets all end up being.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007Ted: [narrating] When you meet someone special, suddenly life's full of firsts: the first kiss, the first night together, the first weekend together. For me, all those firsts happened within 48 hours of meeting Victoria.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007 Barney: Ted, oh my gosh, I love this moment. You know why? Because I'm going to say it and this time you're actually going to say 'yes'. You're ready? Ready to say 'yes' Ted? Suit up!
Ted: Yes! [about to leave but then steps back] No.
