The Janitor Quotes (Page 3)
Janitor: Well, well, well, look what magically found it's way back!
J.D.: Window cleaner?
Janitor: No, this is ammonia. The window cleaner is... [looks around, turns to J.D.] Why?
J.D.'s narration: That's just bad luck
Janitor: Here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna leave the cart in the closet, I'm gonna leave the closet unlocked and if... by magic, it happens to reappear, I won't ask any questions.
J.D.: I don't even know what "it" is.
Janitor: Then why take it?
[Janitor's digging through trash]
J.D.: Did you lose something?
Janitor: No, why? Did you take something?
J.D.: No.
Janitor: What'd you take?
J.D.: Nothing.
Janitor: What'd you take?
J.D.: How's it going?
Janitor: I'm 37 years old, and I'm a janitor; how do you think it's going?
J.D.: Now, there is nothing wrong with being a janitor.
Janitor: Really? Thank you. You...you've turned my life around. I'm gonna have to go tell my janitor wife and all our janitor kids that life is worth living; and that comes straight from our hero, Dr. Whoozitz.... Dr. Nothin'. No, seriously, come on. You can come over to my humble house and point out things that are cheap.
Janitor: The door is broke. Probably the fifth time or so it don't open.
J.D.: Maybe a penny's stuck in there.
Janitor: Why a penny?
J.D.: I don't know.
Janitor: Did you stick a penny in there?
J.D.: No, I-I was just making small talk.
Janitor: If I find a penny in there, I'm taking you down.
