Todd "The Todd" Quinlan Quotes
Todd: Okay, I've got something we can't give her permanently, but I can guarantee she'll enjoy it while she has her hands on it-
Janitor: No! Preemptive strike on the sex joke. Take a timeout.
Todd::[to carla] I Remember I wanted to come in here to say something. Oh yeah, great vagina.
Turk:: TODD!
Carla:: Turk, he was only giving a compliment to Ms. Prescilla. Thank you Todd [Elliot stares at Carla in confusion] Oh, I named it after my high school art teacher.
Elliot::Oh my gosh me too! Mr. Hubbard, [deepens voice] It's nice to see you.
Carla: I'm having a weird pregnancy craving. Hey J.D., if you you go out, would you get me a hot Italian sausage?
Todd: I've got a hot Italian sausage for you, right here!
[blank stares, head shakes]
Todd: People think I just luck into these situations, but it's really a lot of hard work. You know what else is hard? ...I should go.
J.D.: I think I may vomit.
Jordan: You know, one of the reasons I divorced Perry was because of his last name.
Elliot: You don't like Cox?
Jordan: Actually, I love Cox.
Todd: [walks up, knocks on table] Greatest conversation ever.
Jordan: See, that's the problem.
Todd: [Overhears: "This sausage is huge!"] Excuse me ladies, I'm needed elsewhere.
The Todd: My friend, I am about to make you look very silly.
J.D.: What is wrong with you? Is it because I called you "Smelliot"? Because I can't believe you haven't heard that before.
Elliot: J.D., I don't care if you call me that.
J.D. [announcing]: Hey, everybody! She's cool with "Smelliot"!
The Todd: Oh! So he can call you "Smelliot", but I'm not allowed to call you "Vagina Face"?
Elliot: Not the same, Todd!
The Todd [stormig off]: Hmph!
Turk: Okay, it's true, I have never said "I love you" to a woman before.
Todd: Well, then, how do you get them to sleep with you?
J.D.: How's surgery?
Todd: It rocks. But in my bedroom? That's where I really operate.