Tom Scavo Quotes (Page 3)
Tom: "Why aren't they running away?"
Lynette: "Well…"
Tom: "This is not the time to be smug. Clearly our sons are idiots."
Tom: "Lynette, I can keep my children alive. When you left this morning, there were four. When you came home, there were still four. When you come home and there are only three, then you get to lecture me."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 21st, 2007Tom: "It is a suit. Why are you so obsessed with it?"
Lynette: "You can't explain obsession, Tom. It just is."
Lynette: "I'll tutor Parker myself."
Tom: "Honey, that'd be great. You also gonna take up home dentistry?"
Tom: "Hey, what’s wrong?"
Lynette: "Because of me, my son’s imaginary friend got crushed by a garbage truck. I am the worst person in the world."
Tom: "Honey, he is gonna get over this in no time. Trust me. And one day, when he is all grown up, you and Parker are gonna laugh hysterically about this."
Lynette: "You really think so? Really?"
Tom: "I promise."
Tom: "How about hugs?"
Lynette: "Hugs?"
Tom: "Yeah. read about in one of those family magazines that kids are supposed to get, like, ten hugs a day. It makes them feel more secure. I say pile on the hugs."
Lynette: "That’ll fix everything? Hugs?"
Tom: "Yeah. Come here. Come here. Hi."
Lynette: "Hi."
Tom: "It’s working, isn’t it?"
Lynette: "Shut up."
Tom: "Wow, I don't want to rain on your parade, but he just totally manipulated you."
Lynette: "Well, hey, when a kid's that good, you gotta give him his due."
Bree: "Give me your tie."
Tom: "What?"
Bree: "Give me your tie!"
Lynette: "Give it to her! Give it to her!"
Tom: "It seems like you're not going to be happy until you drive me out of this marriage just to prove yourself right ... You know what, forget I said that."
Lynette: "It's too late."
Tom: "Well, then just consider it something husbands say to their wives."
Tom: "Lynette, the kids are getting older, and they are getting smarter. Soon, they're going to realize that they outnumber us, and then..."
Lynette: "We're screwed."
Tom: "Exactly."