Tony Soprano Quotes (Page 10)

Tony Soprano: Plus, they got the dog groomer next door in case your Korean friend wants some lunch.
Tony Blundetto: You know they really do eat dogs.

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Tony Soprano: (to Anthony Junior) You know they got these places called supermarkets where you go, and you buy the things you like.

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Tony Soprano: Violence? You're lucky I didn't put my shoe up your ass.
Anthony Junior: You see? Now, that's abuse. I know what my rights are. I can call Social Services, and they'll send a case worker.
Tony Soprano: Go ahead, he'll get the other shoe.

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Tony Soprano: What'd that fag want?
Carmela Soprano: Jesus Christ, Tony, everybody's a fag to you. You know, maybe you're a fag, you ever think about that?
Tony Soprano: Can I help it if I know one when I see one?
Carmela Soprano: Oh really? What are the signs? Education...culture?
Tony Soprano: Suckin' a guy's c**k usually tips me off.
Carmela Soprano: How do you know who sucks whose c**k? What, you got a little secret?

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Dr. Jennifer Melfi: For example, you could tell her she means a great deal to you, but you think of her as a daughter.
Tony Soprano: Even if I wanna f**k her brains out?

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Tony Soprano: Nah, I always think.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Really?
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Having sex with your mistress' cousin, like the mistress wasn't enough ta piss off your wife.

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Tony Soprano: Listen, don't say anything ta anybody, okay? People hear cancer, they start ta bury you already.

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Tony Soprano: She's a knockout. A ten. And look at you, you're average at best. So you better re-concile yourself with that, or you're gonna be f**kin' paranoid your whole life.

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Tony Soprano: Look at your face! If you got some kind of sexual proclivity with that teacher or whatever, now is the time to tell us! I mean, what went on up there! Poppers and weird sex!!

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Tony Soprano: Yeah, alright...that's enough. Go upstairs and do your spanish homework.
Anthony Junior: In fifteen minutes.
Tony Soprano: No, now.

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