Tony Soprano Quotes (Page 12)
Carmela Soprano: Who was that?
Tony Soprano: Silvio. Listen to this, Furio called, the stupid f**kin' zip moved back to Italy. Asshole left a message on the answerin' machine at the bing at four thirty in the mornin'.
Carmela Soprano: You always leave your door open like that?
Meadow Soprano: I'm cooking, it's hot.
Finn DeTrolio: I'll protect her, don't worry.
Tony Soprano: Ya hear that? Anybody bothers her he'll knock their teeth out, then he can put 'em back in, too.
Johnny Sack: I'll tell ya, that restaurant thing didn't help.
Tony Soprano: He hurt my appraiser, what was I supposed to do? It's on page four o' the "Boss Manual," John. Jesus!!
Tony Soprano: Jesus Christ! The money I've been droppin' in here, I could've bought a f**kin' Ferrari. At least I would've got a blowjob outta that.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007 Tony Soprano: The old guys were different. Men in the front. Wives in the back.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: You like that arrangement.
Tony Soprano: Actually, I think the wives should ride in a little cart, behind the car... like in the cartoons. Like behind Noah's ark, there's a little boat with the skunks.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: So wives are skunks?
Tony Soprano: Ah, Jesus f**kin' Christ! It's a f**kin' joke. Does it have to be like a cancer hospital in here?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: But Carmela is in control in the dream...
Tony Soprano: Why, cuz she's drivin'?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: We can turn our attention to other sources of pain and truth?
Tony Soprano: Pain and truth....come on!! I'm a fat f**kin' crook from New Jersey!
Tony Soprano: Little prick. I'm gonna ring his f**kin' neck. Where is he?
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007Tony Soprano: Can't I just be sad for a horse, without some touchy feely Freudian s**t component to it.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007 Christopher Moltisanti: What the f**k! What's goin' on?
Tony Soprano: Have a seat.
Dominic Palladino: Christopher, hey! I'm Dominic. I know you don't know me, but uh...
Christopher Moltisanti: Yeah, you're the guy who... uh broke into Stew Leonard's that time, you stole all those pork loins.
Dominic Palladino: Yeah, but that's not why I'm here today. Christopher, we're here to talk about your drug problem.
Christopher Moltisanti: What?! Jesus Christ, you f**kin' kiddin' me!?
Adriana La Cerva: Sorry, baby, please.
Christopher Moltisanti: No, f**k this s**t.
Christopher Moltisanti: I'm sorry T-
Tony Soprano: Shut the f**k up and listen ta me. You're my nephew Christopher and I love you, and that's the only reason you're alive right now. If it were anybody else, anybody, they woulda had their f**kin' intervention right through the back o' their head.
