Tony Soprano Quotes (Page 13)
Tony Soprano: (about Ralph) Guy was a piece of s**t! Whoever did this, it should've happened a long time ago.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007 Christopher Moltisanti: That poor f**kin' guy...
Paulie Walnuts: F**k him and his alligator tears.
Tony Soprano: Paulie, his kid's in the hospital. A little f**kin' sympathy, huh?
Paulie Walnuts: That gives him a pass? I don't care if he's got a hundred kids in the ICU with arrows in their heads...he's a piece o' s**t. You know it, and I know it.
Christopher Moltisanti: (shocked at Ralph's wig) Ahhh! Holy s**t! I had no idea. Did you?
Tony Soprano: 'Course I did. You're so high on scag, you wouldn't know if he had your mother's muff on his head.
Christopher Moltisanti: He was a captain, T. He was the biggest earner.
Tony Soprano: You're gonna lecture me now, huh? You f**kin' drug addict.
Tony Soprano: Jesus Christ, you did it! you cooked that f**kin' horse alive!!!
Ralph Cifaretto: No, I did not! But so what?!
Tony Soprano: So what?!
Ralph Cifaretto: It was a f**kin' animal! A hundred grand a piece. My kid's in the f**kin' hospital! I don't hear you complainin' when I bring you a nice fat envelope. You don't give a s**t where that comes from! Don't give me that look. It was a f**kin' horse! What are you, a vegetarian? You eat beef and sausage by the f**kin' carload.
Tony Soprano: You know it can be risky trustin' him to have a sense of humor.
Valentina La Paz: Did you think it was funny?
Tony Soprano: Yeah, but what I think is funny is what an eight year old boy thinks is funny.
Tony Soprano: I received regular beatin's when I was a kid, but I'm not goin' around lookin' for some woman to hook up jumper cables to my private parts.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007 Janice Soprano: Three thousand dollars.
Tony Soprano: How'd you come up with that figure?
Janice Soprano: It's a number that I thought you'd say yes to.
Tony Soprano: You thought right.
Janice Soprano: So, what have you heard?
Tony Soprano: You pay me three thousand dollars, I'll answer your questions.
Janice Soprano: He bottoms from the top.
Tony Soprano: I don't even know what that means...
Janice Soprano: Means...he has to control things but he pretends he doesn't. Like he'd make me f**k him with a strap on and call him my bitch...s**t like that.
Tony Soprano: What about plain old f**kin'?
Janice Soprano: I'm tellin' you, he can't get hard that way, and if he could, I don't think that he'd want to.
Assemblyman Ronald Zellman: The heart wants what the heart wants I guess.
Tony Soprano: Heart also wants what the d**k wants.
Tony Soprano: Hey, what's up?
Crack Addict: 'Sup. Five O?
Tony Soprano: Uh...yeah. I'm Starsky and this is Hutch.
