Tony Soprano Quotes (Page 15)
Tony Soprano: With Johnny out, Carmine's gonna put his son in there. F**kin' brainless the second.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007 Carmela Soprano: He was a victim of his time.
Anthony Junior: Who cares? It's what he did.
Tony Soprano: He discovered America is what he did. He was a brave Italian explorer. And in this house, Christopher Columbus is a hero. End of story.
Tony Soprano: Oh I suppose all these parties she goes to constantly, they're all memorials for Jackie Jr., right?
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007 Artie Bucco: She knows what I f**kin' make. Who am I, Bill Gates? I already support the kids.
Tony Soprano: You're the bartender. Supposed to be listenin' to my problems.
Tony Soprano: Trust me, I got more information than I need about Ralphie.
Janice Soprano: Well it's always something, Tony. What are you, threatened by the fact that he has a sense of style?
Tony Soprano: Oh a sense of style?
Janice Soprano: Ralph Lauren? Collegiate?
Tony Soprano: Let me ask you a question Janice, do I know this guy better than you? Cause I'm tellin' you, he's no f**kin' good.
Janice Soprano: My happiness really drives you crazy, doesn't it, Tony?
Tony Soprano: So how's yer love life?
Janice Soprano: Why don't you mind your goddamn business?
Tony Soprano: I don't know, it kinda feels like it is my business considerin' I had to haul your last boyfriend outta your kitchen in a hefty bag.
Janice Soprano: You're a miserable f**k. You know that? You're just like Ma.
Tony Soprano: Sil, break it down for 'em. What two businesses have traditionally been recession proof since time immemorial?
Silvio Dante: Certain aspects o' show business, and our thing.
Tony Soprano: And I provide for my children.
Carmela Soprano: Yes, Tony. You do. But I don't know how you do it, because you won't tell me. Well, let me tell you something, or you can watch the f**king news... everything comes to an end.
Carmela Soprano: There is no reason you shouldn't be able to pass Social Studies.
Tony Soprano: You passin' Social Studies?
Anthony Junior: You just revealed your own ignorance... it's only been five days, we didn't get grades yet.
Tony Soprano: I what? I reveal my own what?
Bobby Baccilieri: World really went downhill after the World Trade Center. You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.
Tony Soprano: Who did what?
Bobby Baccilieri: All these problems, the middle east. The end o' the world.
Tony Soprano: Nostradamus. Quasimodo's the hunchback of Notre Dame.
Bobby Baccilieri: Oh, right. Notredamus.
Tony Soprano: Nostradamus and Notre Dame, that's two different things completely.
Bobby Baccilieri: It's interesting though they'd be so similar, isn't it? And I always thought, "OK, Hunchback of Notre Dame. You also got your quarterback and your halfback of Notre Dame".
Tony Soprano: One's a f**king cathedral!
