Tony Soprano Quotes (Page 16)
Bobby Baccilieri: One time we went huntin'. Saw a sign said "Bear Left" ... So we went home.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 14th, 2007Tony Soprano: Don't tell me you were happier when she was goin' out with that uh... Jamaal Ginsburg, the Hasidic homeboy.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 14th, 2007 Paulie Walnuts: Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously.
Tony Soprano: What do you mean?
Paulie Walnuts: They have both male and female sex organs. That's why somebody you don't trust you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go f**k themselves?
Tony Soprano: Don't you think that expression would've come from the Adam and Eve story? When the snake tempted Eve to bite the apple?
Paulie Walnuts: Hey, snakes were f**king themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T.
Tony Soprano: Meadow still here?
Carmela Soprano: Jackie Jr. took her to the city to see Aida.
Tony Soprano: "I-eat-her"?!
Tony Soprano: Alright, obviously you told the cops you don't know who did this.
Vito Spatafore: I'm upset. But please, I know how to keep my mouth shut.
Ralph Cifaretto: Oh, unless of course there's a salami sandwich around.
Carmela Soprano: If you want her to be with him, just keep it up. Keep playing the race card. You're gonna drive her right into his arms.
Tony Soprano: Not if I cut off those f**kin' arms.
Tony Soprano: What is that?
Irina Peltsin: Chicken Soup for the Soul.
Tony Soprano: You should read Tomato Sauce for Your Ass. It's the Italian version.
Tony Soprano: See, obviously, Richie, you're f**king deaf. I told you ten times, then I find out you're still dealing blow on those garbage routes.
Richie Aprile: For that, I'm losing a f**king bid?
Tony Soprano: Next time you'll find yourself in the back of one of your trucks.
Tony Soprano: The Pope doesn't even believe in Trojans and you want me to get snipped. Isn't that a little hypocritical?
Carmela Soprano: Look, Tony, I'm thinking of my family first, that's all.
Tony Soprano: Whatever's down here is God's creation. Isn't it a sin to undo the good work he's done?
Carmela Soprano: You should know, you made a living of it.
Meadow Soprano: There are more Nobel Prize winners in the San Francisco Bay Area than anywhere on the planet.
Tony Soprano: Nobel prize for what? Packin' fudge?
