Tony Soprano Quotes (Page 17)
Carmela Soprano: Now go upstairs and do your math.
Anthony Junior: Algebra?! That's the most boring.
Tony Soprano: Well, your other choice is sufferin'. You wanna start now?!
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Sounds to me like Anthony Jr. may have stumbled onto existentialism.
Tony Soprano: F**kin' Internet.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Now that you found out that you have a retarded family member, do you feel better about coming here?
Tony Soprano: What?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Is it permissable now? Is it enough of a sad tragedy that you can join the rest of the douchebags?
Tony Soprano: Friend o' ours is coming in.
Paulie Walnuts: Who, Mauro Zucca's wife?
Tony Soprano: No, Furio.
Paulie Walnuts: Furio? Comin' here? What, to see what indoor plumbin' looks like?
Meadow Soprano: It wasn't my fault.
Tony Soprano: If I had a quarter for every time I heard that since you learned ta talk, I'd have a private jet on twenty four hour standby.
Tony Soprano: I thought I told you to back the f**k off Beansie.
Richie Aprile: I did, then I put it in drive.
Tony Soprano: Now Bobby, you're gonna hear some high-end s**t. And A, I hope you can understand it, and B, I hope you keep it between this room and Junior. Because if you don't, I promise you, they're gonna find pieces of you in eight different dumpsters.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 31st, 2007Tony Soprano: I want you to talk to that bald c**ksucker who calls himself my father's brother. Tell him I'm gonna let him keep on earnin'. Subsistence level. He'll be able to pay his defense lawyers.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 31st, 2007 Carmela Soprano: Tony, we can't just throw your sister out.
Tony Soprano: Why not?
Carmela Soprano: It wouldn't be Christian.
Tony Soprano: See? This s**t works out. She's Buddhist.
Tony Soprano: I think it's time for you to start to seriously consider salads.
Bobby Baccilieri: What do you mean?
Tony Soprano: What do I mean? I mean get off my car before you flip it over, you fat f**k.
