Tony Soprano Quotes (Page 18)
Tony Soprano: You owe me the f**kin' explanation, and you know what I'm talkin' about.
Big Pussy Bonpensiero: Yeah, well, remind me Tony, never to get sick again, huh? Remind me, please, never to have a serious illness, because, with you, and Silvio, and Paulie, and all you pricks, weakness could spread as f**kin' treason!
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I can't just do that, lam it. I have a life. I have patients.
Tony Soprano: You tell them August came early this year.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I have patients who are suicidal!
Tony Soprano: Well they're not gonna feel any better about their life if you get clipped.
Tony Soprano: I'll take care of my uncle. And I'll take care of Mikey P. And I'll get some satisfaction. But inside... I'll know.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007 Tony Soprano: What do ya wanna do, Carmela? You wanna move to Utah? Be Mr. and Mrs. Mike Smith? We... we can sell some Indian relics by the road. Maybe start a rattlesnake ranch.
Carmela Soprano: This is our chance to get out Tony. We could start a whole new life.
Tony Soprano: Have some Mormons over the dinner. Eat some tomatoes that have no taste.
Carmela Soprano: You know what I want, Tony? I want those kids to have a father.
Tony Soprano: They got one. This one. Me. Tony Soprano. And all that comes with it.
Carmela Soprano: Oh, you prick.
Tony Soprano: Nothin's gonna happen.
Carmela Soprano: Wake up, Tony. It already did.
Tony Soprano: I took an oath, Carmela.
Carmela Soprano: What are you, a kid in a treehouse?
Tony Soprano: Did you ever tell anybody about me goin' ta see Melfi?
Carmela Soprano: Is that why they tried to kill you? Because you're seeing a psychiatrist?
Tony Soprano: What're you talkin' about? It was a carjackin'.
Carmela Soprano: At least have the decency not to lie to me.
Tony Soprano: So, your father tells me you're takin' up uh... astronomy in college.
Kevin Bonpensiero: No... business.
Tony Soprano: Well, how come he keeps sayin' you're takin' up space in school?
Artie Bucco: I know what you did. You kidnapped the coach's dog and all that other s**t, but if you do one more thing...
Tony Soprano: Ah, shut up Arthur. You know, you're five f**king time zones behind your own ass.
Tony Soprano: Don't start talkin' ta me about legitimate business. What about chemical companies? Dumpin' all that s**t into the rivers and they get all these deformed babies poppin' all over the place.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007Tony Soprano: Yeah, the belt was his, uh... favorite child development tool.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007
