Tony Soprano Quotes (Page 19)
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: What's the one thing, every woman, your mother, your wife, your daughter, have in common?
Tony Soprano: They all break my balls.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: When's the last time you had a prostate exam?
Tony Soprano: Hey, I don't even let anyone wag their finger in my face.
Tony Soprano: My Uncle's been boss o' the family 10 f**kin' minutes and I already got agita.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007Tony Soprano: You don't wanna work in the rain, try out for the f**kin' Yankees.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007Tony Soprano: My father was in it. My uncle was in it. Maybe I was too lazy ta think for myself.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007Tony Soprano: I'm in the waste management business. Everybody immediately assumes you're mobbed up. It's a stereotype, and it's offensive.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007 Hesh Rabkin: Here's a thought. Maybe he's willing to go to the world to come, but if he's stuck here on this earth, I know one thing that no man wants to go through life without.
Tony Soprano: What? Oh. That's a f**king brilliant idea.
Hesh Rabkin: Make like a mohel, huh? Finish his bris.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. [hangs up] Paulie! Get the bolt cutters from out of the trunk!
Mikey Palmice: Your nephew, what's he retarded, he likes to play with trucks or somethin'?
Tony Soprano: Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talkin' like that?
Mikey Palmice: Oh, that's muscular dystrophy Ton'.
Tony Soprano: It's too bad they don't have a telethon for f**k-face-itis, huh? They found a cure yet?
Tony Soprano: It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that, I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007 Dr. Jennifer Melfi: With today's pharmacology, no one needs to suffer with feelings of exhaustion and depression.
Tony Soprano: Here we go. Here comes the Prozac.
