Tony Soprano Quotes (Page 2)
Agent Dwight Harris: You know, World War II, your... uh... your outfit protected the Brooklyn Navy Yard. Think Roosevelt told Vito Genovese where Hitler was holed up?
Tony Soprano: Go f**k yourself.
Tony Soprano: Least my father was out front about what was botherin' him.
Carmela Soprano: Right, with a bullet through your mother's beehive hairdo.
Phil Leotardo: First off, it wasn't an offer. It's my position. Twenty five percent.
Tony Soprano: That's it?
Phil Leotardo: What else would you like me ta say?
Tony Soprano: Come on Phil, what...what's the problem? I come here on good faith. I make a reasonable counter.
Phil Leotardo: Which I considered...and rejected.
Tony Soprano: Do we need ta talk in private?
Phil Leotardo: For what?
Tony Soprano: Okay then...in front of everybody. When you were sick, in the hospital, we talked. We shared a...uh...an understanding about life.
Agent Ron Goddard: You got a minute? We'd like ta show you some pictures.
Tony Soprano: Angelina Jolie, I hope.
Tony Soprano: You know what? This is bulls**t.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: What?
Tony Soprano: I haven't been able ta tell anybody this, but I'm f**kin' relieved.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Really?
Tony Soprano: He was a tremendous drag on my emotions... on my thoughts about the future. I mean, ta begin with...every mornin' I wake up thinkin' "is today the day that one o' my best friends is gonna dime me ta the FBI." And a weak f**kin' snivelin', lyin' drug addict? That's the worst kind o' bet. The biggest blunder o' my career is now gone. And I don't have ta be confronted by that fact no more. And as a relative, a friend, someone you can count on..
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I see.
Tony Soprano: Let me tell you somethin', I murdered friends before, even relatives. My cousin Tony...my best friend, Puss'... but this...
Tony Soprano: You alright?
Paulie Walnuts: I know I had my differences with that kid...but maybe I didn't do right by him neither. If you were his dad, I was his Dutch uncle. And what the f**k did I do but get pissed off? Fight with him over c**ksuckin' f**kin' money. And break his balls when he tried not to have a drink...or a little taste o' snow.
Tony Soprano
Silvio Dante: He didn't seem high did he?
Tony Soprano: Are you kiddin'? I've been furious. I woulda f**kin' strangled 'im.
Tony Soprano: Get me a scotch.
Meadow Soprano: Are you serious?
Tony Soprano: Yeah. And have one yourself.
Tony Soprano: Alright, listen. Sweetheart, there's been an accident. We were comin' back from the city. Christopher's dead.
Carmela Soprano: Huh?!! Oh my God!!!
Tony Soprano: Alright... Carm...
Carmela Soprano: What happened?
Tony Soprano: He drove off the road... and... and... and the car flipped over and...look, I'll tell you in detail.
Carmela Soprano: Are you okay?
Tony Soprano: I just banged my knee, you know the one from High School, I'm fine, but... he wasn't wearin' a belt.
Carmela Soprano: So where are you, Saint Claire's.
Tony Soprano: Listen, they're gonna call Kelli, if they haven't already... and... just get Al and Rita on the phone...and get 'em started already.
Carmela Soprano: Alright. Alright. Oh my God, Tony. He's dead?!
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Christopher Moltisanti: (after car accident) Ton'. You gotta help me.
Tony Soprano: I'm comin'.
Christopher Moltisanti: I'll never pass a drug test.
Tony Soprano: What?
Christopher Moltisanti: You gotta get me out. I'm gonna lose my license. (Tony breaks Christopher's window) Never pass a drug test. Call me a taxi. (suffocates Christopher)