Tony Soprano Quotes (Page 3)
Christopher Moltisanti: Frankly Ton', I'm thinkin' maybe we should meet Phil's number.
Tony Soprano: Why? I think that would set a terrible precedent right now. Just bend over? When he just became boss o' the family over there?
Christopher Moltisanti: Yeah, well, that's the flying ointment. Even still, I say let 'im have it. Life's too short.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I know this is difficult. But I'm very glad we're having this discussion.
Tony Soprano: Really? Really? 'Cause I gotta be honest, I think it f**kin' sucks!
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: What does?
Tony Soprano: Therapy! This! I hate this f**king s**t!
Christopher Moltisanti: They broke inta the guy's store T!
Tony Soprano: Yeah, I hear ya, I get it. But we're in the middle o' talkin' about an ongoing potentially multi million dollar proposition here Christopher.
Christopher Moltisanti: It ain't the money Ton'.
Tony Soprano: Oh really? Well I'm glad ya feel that way. Power ta drills, you believe this s**t? Go have a Live Ricky or whatever the f**k it is you're drinkin' these days and we'll be done in a few minutes.
Christopher Moltisanti: Forget it, alright! I got other s**t ta do!
Tony Soprano: Go out and get a blowjob.
Anthony Junior: I... I don't want a blowjob.
Tony Soprano: Keep your voice down.
Anthony Junior: Why? Who's listening out there?
Tony Soprano: Nobody. (Carmela walks in)
Anthony Junior: Oh, f**k me!
Tony Soprano: I survived a f**kin' gunshot wound. What are the odds on that?
Carmela Soprano: Terrible.
Tony Soprano: So if you think about it, big picture wise, I'm up.
Carmela Soprano: What?
Tony Soprano: Way up.
Tony Soprano: Look, your dad's gone okay. You're the man o' the house now. Start f**kin' actin' like it. You get me?
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007Tony Soprano: I don't know...I look at my key guys...Paulie, Christopher, my brother-in-law, what's number one on their agenda, you know? They're all f**kin' murderers for chrissakes.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007 Tony Soprano: Well, apparently Vito Junior's a whack job.
Silvio Dante: No surprise there. Family history...
Tony Soprano: She wants a hundred K for a change o' scenery.
Silvio Dante: That never works. She should get 'im a dog.
Tony Soprano: I don't think that's a good idea. Point is, how the f**k is this my problem, huh? 'Cause I'm the boss o' the family? And where the f**k is Phil Leotardo? He created the situation by clippin' Vito ta begin with. My best f**kin' earner. Now second time around I'm gettin' my pocket picked. Not to mention he's his uncle or cousin or whatever the f**k.
Silvio Dante: Not your problem, I agree.
Tony Soprano: What the f**k is wrong with you?
Paulie Walnuts: What?
Tony Soprano: You tell some f**kin' goober your life story? We're supposed ta be layin' low!
Tony Soprano: I think he f**kin' despises me! Pretty obvious...wants ta see me dead.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007
