Tony Soprano Quotes (Page 4)
Tony Soprano: So how was Florida?
Phil Leotardo: Hot and sticky...like my balls.
Tony Soprano: (About killing a person) You know, come ta think of it, you never popped your cherry in that regard, right?
Bobby Baccilieri: No.
Tony Soprano: Yet your old man was the f**kin' terminator.
Tony Soprano: Well, I'd say I owe you one, but uh... I'm sure it's more than one.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007 Carmela Soprano: I told you. I had another dream about Ade in Paris. A French policeman told me she was dead and I had to tell her.
Tony Soprano: I know, Carm. Pepe Le Pew.
Carmela Soprano: (about Blanca) She's ten years older than him and she's Puerto Rican.
Tony Soprano: Dominican... maybe. Least she's Catholic. What are you lookin' at me like that for? You were overjoyed when I sat 'im down there.
James Zancone: Hey Ton'. Did ya hear. Phil Leotardo took a heart attack... a big one apparently.
Tony Soprano: Ohhhhhh. So there is a Santa Claus!
Anthony Junior: The F**k? Come on, cut it out.
Tony Soprano: He's already talkin' like a real construction worker.
Anthony Junior: Yeah, funny. See how you like workin' out in the cold.
Tony Soprano: Tomorrow morning seven a.m. you go to this address, you ask for a Mr. Caravalho. I just got off the phone with him.
Anthony Junior: At seven in the morning? For what?
Tony Soprano: You're gonna be workin' construction.
Anthony Junior: What?
Tony Soprano: Ferryin' cement in a wheelbarrow.
Anthony Junior: So it's outdoors?
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Anthony Junior: Well, it's wintertime.
Tony Soprano: You got a lot o' those hooded sweatshirts.
Tony Soprano: Let me tell ya...if Carmela let me kick AJ's ass like my father kicked my ass, he might have grown up with some balls.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Like you.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, like me!
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: He might have also grown up taking out his anger at his father's brutality towards him on others. He might have grown up with a desperate need to dominate and control. Anthony, we've been dancing around this for years...how you live. What is it you want from your life?
Tony Soprano: How 'bout the fact that I hate my son? I come home, he's sittin' on the computer in his underwear...wastin' his time in some chitchat room goin' back an' forth with some other f**kin' jerkoff... gigglin' like a little school girl. I wanna f**kin' smash his f**kin' face in.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007
