Tony Soprano Quotes (Page 5)
Carmela Soprano: Oh God almighty.
Anthony Junior: If it makes you feel any better, I've been lookin' fer a new job, everyday online! Oh Jesus, you can't even talk ta her.
Tony Soprano: Are you f**kin' kiddin' me? You should be kissin' her feet. Because when you were growin' up, if it wasn't for her, I would've knocked all your baby teeth out with one shot.
Carmela Soprano: I went to Blockbuster today to rent Cinderella Man, and guess what?
Tony Soprano: It's still a classic?
Carmela Soprano: I found out that our son, the liar, had been fired...three weeks ago.
Tony Soprano: From Blockbuster? How the f**k you do that? They got Rhesus monkeys workin' as managers over there.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: You weren't sexually threatened?
Tony Soprano: Oh, Jesus Christ. Will you make up your f**kin' sick mind? First it's my mother, now I wanna f**k my sister?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: It's normal, not sick. That she functioned as the focus of your early sexual feelings. In fact, it was probably mutual.
Tony Soprano: Oh, Jesus Christ!
Tony Soprano: You know, your father did this house. And it was more than decent workmanship. You think about replacin' him before you rush off into somethin' that could maybe cost you a lot more o' your time.
Carmela Soprano: Why do you suddenly care so much about my dad?
Carlo Gervasi: Anyway, Bobby's vision's f**ked now. They're hopin' the repair will take. I mean, he could be a candidate for a cornea transplant.
Tony Soprano: He should be a candidate for a brain transplant.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: You two have never really gotten along.
Tony Soprano: Well not never. She was my older sister. I thought she was pretty cool. She gave it back to my mother. Let me tell you... that was some heroic s**t.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Because she defended you...
Tony Soprano: Please... it was every man for himself.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: It makes Bob seem weak? Your sister too? These are acts of kindness.
Tony Soprano: Janice only does "acts of Janice". Trust me.
Tony Soprano: (to Meadow) You know who's really good to talk to about stuff? Your mother.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007 Janice Soprano: You punish Bobby because he's my husband.
Tony Soprano: Will you stop, huh?
Janice Soprano: To be his age and not to be a captain.
Tony Soprano: Oh...now I see what this little visit's all about.
Janice Soprano: He works so hard for you...and what does he get, merciless ridicule...about his weight, about his model railroading.
Tony Soprano: He's a grown man!
Janice Soprano: Oh, but it's okay for Neil Young!
Tony Soprano: He owns Lionel!
Carmela Soprano: I ran into Liz La Cerva at the feast.
Tony Soprano: Yeah...
Carmela Soprano: She has got it in her head that Christopher killed Adriana.
Tony Soprano: Uhuh...what? That's insane.
Carmela Soprano: I know. Then again, he does have a history of being free with his hands.
Tony Soprano: Oh, that makes him O.J.? She was probably drunk Carm.
Carmela Soprano: I really don't think she was.
