Tony Soprano Quotes (Page 6)
Anthony Junior: Well, you're a f**kin' hypocrite, aight, 'cause every time we watch "Godfather," when Michael Corleone shoots those guys at the restaurant, those assholes who tried ta kill his dad, you sit there with your f**king bowl o' ice cream and you say it's your favorite scene of all time!
Tony Soprano: Jesus Christ, A.J. I mean, you make me wanna cry. It's a movie. Ya gotta grow up. You're not a kid anymore. You hear me, you... you... you gotta grow up. (A.J. throws up) Get in the car. First of all, your mother does not find out about this.
Anthony Junior: My stomach hurts.
Tony Soprano: You stupid f**kin' moron. You realize what could've happened ta you...if we didn't have connections? Some cop goes by the book and they charge you with attempted murder! Your hear me?! Attempted murder! Then what? Then what?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Sociologists say that twenty six is in fact the new twenty one.
Tony Soprano: And the new twenty six is what? I'm forty six, so that means I'm what, thirty five?
Tony Soprano: My dad... would've kicked my lazy ass out o' the house.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Really...
Tony Soprano: It's the choppin' off o' the guys finger, right? I never should've told you 'cause that's all you fixate on with him.
Tony Soprano: Hey, Mrs. Conte. Como esta? How's the hip?
Mrs. Conte: Hey, Anthony. Oh, I need your help.
Tony Soprano: What?
Mrs. Conte: Those nigger f**kin' whores, they play that music so loud.
Tony Soprano: Now that's not nice. Now those are Puerto Ricans, Mrs. Conte.
Mrs. Conte: I ask 'em nice ta turn it down. They tell me ta go f**k myself.
Anthony Junior: So... Uncle Jun'. What are we gonna do about 'im?
Tony Soprano: He's incarcerated for the rest of his unnatural life. So f**k him. He's a walkin' corpse.
Anthony Junior: Yeah, but dad... what he did to you...
Tony Soprano: Certainly nothin' for you to worry about...
Tony Soprano: What's it take ta get some f**kin' smoked turkey in this house, huh?
Carmela Soprano: What?
Tony Soprano: I bust my ass all day long, when I come home I want a little smoked turkey. Is that too f**kin' much to ask?!
Carmela Soprano: What the f**k is your problem?!
Tony Soprano: Everything but f**kin' turkey in here!
Tony Soprano: Your amigos with the baggy pants...hope you kept 'em away from the silver.
Anthony Junior: Oh, Jesus. They're musicians, all right? They saw an ad for the drums.
Tony Soprano: You're sellin' your drums?
Anthony Junior: I need cash. I don't play 'em anymore.
Carmela Soprano: Those drums were a gift from your father.
Anthony Junior: Yeah, I don't wanna sell 'em. And if you guys hadn't made me get such a crappy job, I wouldn't have to.
Carmela Soprano: Oh, this is our fault...
Anthony Junior: I'm wastin' my time at Blockbuster.
Tony Soprano: Why don't you get off your ass and find another job.
Carmela Soprano: What about community college? You said you were gonna go back to school.
Anthony Junior: Okay. For the hundredth time.... I can't register until second semester!
Tony Soprano: Oh!
Anthony Junior: Jesus Christ! I do what you guys want. Don't I deserve some kind o' life?
Tony Soprano: On one of the bleakest nights of my life after the s**t with my mother and that f**kin' storm outside, I came here to this place. I sat out there with Carm and my two kids, and we ate and we drank and we were so happy to be here more than any other place in the world. And you know I'm gonna eat here until I fall off the chair. But in business, sometimes s**t happens, the playing field changes, whatever. You gotta do whatever you gotta do ta keep your d**k up.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007 Artie Bucco: You could f**k her, y'know?
Tony Soprano: Well, uh... not a hundred percent in that department, but I'm startin' ta feel the old pressure.
Artie Bucco: It's funny 'cuz guys like me, we come here, we get drunk, and stare. Best case scenario, we go in the back room and get a lap dance and dry hump and puh, we blow in our pants.
Tony Soprano: Listen, you wanna f**k her so bad, I'm sure it could be worked out.
Artie Bucco: Nah, I couldn't. But you...
Tony Soprano: Well, what do you want me to say?
Artie Bucco: Nuthin', it's just a fact.
