Tony Soprano Quotes (Page 7)
Tony Soprano: He's a fa-ag!
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: And?
Tony Soprano: Now what am I supposed ta do?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: About what?
Tony Soprano: I know what. They're born that way, right? It's not their fault. Frankly, I think they go about in pity for themselves.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I don't think they see it as a fault.
Tony Soprano: Let me ask you somethin'. Those, uh, two Arabs. With the credit cards, Fazool or whatever his name is-
Christopher Moltisanti: Yeah?
Tony Soprano: You think there's a chance they could be, uh, I don't know, Al-Qaedas, somethin' like that?
Christopher Moltisanti: Hmmm...you know at one point it did cross my mind.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, and?
Christopher Moltisanti: I don't think so. They're gun nuts, but the smaller guy, Ahmed, when those Danish cartoons got published, he was very upset, but at the protestors. He said he hated the cartoons but that the rioting s**t would just bring bad attention to all Muslims. And the other guy, Mohammad, his brother's a government interrogator in uh, Lebanon, or Syria. Plus Mohammad and his girlfriend have a dog, a springer spaniel.
Tony Soprano: I'm gonna get a coffee.
Meadow Soprano: Nine eleven. Nine eleven. Bush is using it as an excuse to erode our Constitutional protections, and you're falling for it.
Carmela Soprano: Well, I voted for him.
Meadow Soprano: Right, well, you don't relate to black people clinging to logs.
Tony Soprano: You know, you oughta chill out about some o' this.
Christopher Moltisanti: You are not gonna f**kin' believe this.
James Zancone: Vito Spatafore's an ass muncher.
Paulie Walnuts: Oh!!!
Silvio Dante: What?
Tony Soprano: What'd you just say?
James Zancone: I'm sorry, it's true.
Christopher Moltisanti: We ran into this kid. Vito was spotted in a fag bar in New York.
Tony Soprano: By who?
Christopher Moltisanti: The kid's cousin. Allegedly.
James Zancone: Probably bulls**t.
Silvio Dante: He's a married man.
Christopher Moltisanti: I'm just sayin' I don't think it's a good idea.
Tony Soprano: Well, I didn't ask you what you f**kin' think.
Tony Soprano: Gloom is your business and business is good.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: You were shot Anthony, by a member of your family.
Tony Soprano: I know.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: And unless I know absolutely nothing about what I'm doing, I think you and I'll have a lot to talk about. Are you familiar with the term, "post-traumatic stress"?
Tony Soprano: I get it, okay? My uncle tried ta kill me...for the second time. Three strikes and I'm out right?
Tony Soprano: Well, here I am. Back.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Yup.
Tony Soprano: So, let me ask you right off, is there any chance of a mercy f**k?
Tony Soprano: Is he f**kin' kiddin' me?! I told them I need that W-2 in perpetuity...and 5 percent o' the f**kin' sale price?! He thinks 'cause I'm in this weakened condition, he can take advantage. Well, he can go f**k himself!
Paulie Walnuts: I'm just tellin' you what Phil told me, Ton'.
Tony Soprano: You tell Jason before he sells, he better understand his obligation!
Tony Soprano: "Wallet biopsy"? Nice. Very nice.
Rudy Diaz: These people are sayin' I took money from your wallet? F**k that!
Christopher Moltisanti: Whoah. Whoah. Whoah. What'd you say?
Rudy Diaz: I was looking for proof of insurance. I was only doin' my job.
Tony Soprano: They heard a lot o' that at Nuremberg. You owe me two K. It was gone from my wallet.
Rudy Diaz: I don't have that kind o' money.
Christopher Moltisanti: One week... Rudy Diaz... or you'll need a paramedic.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: You tried to smother your mother with a pillow.
Tony Soprano: What?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: In the hospital. After her stroke.
Tony Soprano: The f**k I did! I grabbed a pillow but... it was just to keep my hands occupied.