Tony Soprano Quotes (Page 8)
Silvio Dante: He was a good kid, Raymond.
Tony Soprano: The best.
Paulie Walnuts: At least he went fast. Not like Dick Barone, poor f**k.
Bobby Baccilieri: Dick Barone died?
Silvio Dante: Lou Gehrig's disease.
Christopher Moltisanti: You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?
Tony Soprano: You know Jimmy Petrille, the rat that gave up John? He was like an uncle to 'im. His father's compare. Why do you think I toss at night? Ain't just the apnea.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007 Tony Soprano: Halfway ta China... there's nuthin' here.
Uncle Junior: Forty thousand I had. My share of the Bohack's haul from the '70s.
Tony Soprano: Did you wrap it right? It gets moldy... it could've disintegrated.
Uncle Junior: Wrap what?
Tony Soprano: The money.
Uncle Junior: He knows I need that money for my f**kin' retrial.
Tony Soprano: Who?
Uncle Junior: You know who.
Tony Soprano: No I don't know who, that's why I asked you.
Uncle Junior: Malanga.
Tony Soprano: Will you stop with that. Pussy Malanga's dead... six years now. I should dig him up already!
Tony Soprano: My cousin Anthony... went into business for himself. We all know this. In a way for which there is no excuse. He's got a problem with rage. He disappointed me, Anthony, in ways that I can't even begin ta tell you. And he put us all at risk. Irregardless, it's been made clear ta me that if they put their hands on him, he will not be dealt with quick. We're talkin' torture. For that reason, even if I knew where my cousin was, and I do not, I would not deliver him up ta them. I am offerin' him the same protection that I would offer any of you in similar circumstances. Now I know what you're gonna say, you're gonna say "Hey, Ton', I would never do what he did." God bless, I hope not. But we are a family, and even in this f**ked up day and age that means somethin'. So we're gonna deal with this as a family, together. No matter how it affects anybody...personal safety-wise, financially-wise, whatever. I see that my nephew isn't here and, uh, it's important he lam it now. It's my desire that you circle the wagons, you support him. Until and as such.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 20th, 2007 Silvio Dante: I've been your consigliere for a lot of years-
Tony Soprano: Don't go through a f**kin' preamble, just tell me what's on your mind!
Tony Soprano: Larry? What the f**k are you doin' here? I thought you were under house arrest.
Larry Boy Barese: F**k them. I ever see that prison doctor, God forbid, I'm gonna say, "Hey f**kstick, they ever show you these in medical school? They're called balls."
Anthony Junior: This is f**kin' weird!
Carmela Soprano: AJ...
Tony Soprano: No, he's right. It is f**kin' weird!
Tony Soprano: You know what, John? I'll give you undignified. Go f**k yourself. You and Phil and whoever. He's my f**king cousin.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 20th, 2007 Tony Soprano: Like Popeye says, I yam what I yam.
Carmela Soprano: Well I didn't marry a cartoon character.
Tony Soprano: Where the f**k you been?
Christopher Moltisanti: Highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive.