Tony Soprano Quotes (Page 9)
Coach Molinaro: I suppose you blame it on your father when you're cryin' ta that shrink of yours.
Tony Soprano: No, more my mother.
Coach Molinaro: Of course, even better.
Tony Soprano: Sometimes what happens here is like takin' a s**t.
Gloria Trillo: I prefer to think of it as more like childbirth.
Tony Soprano: You know what I been thinkin' about lately? Charmaine Bucco.
Tony Blundetto: Nice set on her.
Tony Soprano: No, not like that. Well, maybe like that.
Janice Soprano: It wasn't my fault!
Tony Soprano: (yelling) My name was all over the f**kin' TV because o' your bulls**t!
Tony Soprano: Carlo was told it was a go. If it didn't happen, how come nobody called?
Johnny Sack: A lotta things didn't happen that seem like they happen... your cousin didn't whack Joey, the Vespas never got into my hands.
Janice Soprano: That bitch is lucky I didn't kill her.
Tony Soprano: Well we all know that.
Tony Soprano: Have a drink!
Johnny Sack: I don't want a f**kin' drink!
Tony Soprano: Have one anyway!
Tony Soprano: You wanna yell at somebody, the man you should be talkin' to is right over there.
Johnny Sack: F**king c**ksucka, I should f**kin' kill him and his f**kin' wife and your cousin next.
Carmela Soprano: Can we get some able bodied semen over here? Tony B.?
Tony Blundetto: What am I, a f**kin' slave?
Tony Soprano: Oh!!!
Johnny Sack: Tony gets one fifty. Twenty five percent comes from you, the other seventy five percent o' that comes from Hesh.
Phil Leotardo: Jesus Christ...that's like forty grand. You gotta be f**kin' kiddin' me, John.
Johnny Sack: Am I smilin'?
Phil Leotardo: You got some balls kid, I'll give you that much!
Tony Soprano: You'll give me what I tell you to give me!
Johnny Sack: Whoah Tony...
Silvio Dante: Take it easy...take it easy...
Tony Soprano: F**k that! This ain't the seventies. And I'm not a kid.
Phil Leotardo: Relax, it's an expression.
Tony Soprano: Well, here's another expression. You got five days ta give me my money.