Tracy Jordan Quotes (Page 3)
Jack: What are you doing?
Tracy: Payback. The way you treated me. You used me.
Jack: God, its like dating Katie Couric all over again. I didn't use you. I created a situation that could have been mutually beneficial and you blew it.
Tracy: This is what I do. I drop "truth bombs."
• Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007 Tracy: Yeah, I don't have a daughter.
Jack: Let's have a casting session on Monday.
Tracy: Hells yes Liz Lemon. And I had plans. Me and Angie rented the penthouse at the SoHo Grand where we will drink wine and pleasure each other.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007 Dr. Spaceman: Jack! Tracy! What can I do for you?
Jack: We have a product we want you to give a medical endorsement to.
Dr. Spaceman: I'll do it! What is it?
Jack: It's called the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine. It's a dual-press grill.
Dr. Spaceman: Say no more. If it's giving people meat, then I'm on board. I've always said humans need more animal blood. It keeps their spine straight.
Jack: We appreciate it, Leo.
Dr. Spaceman: (holding bottles of pills) You boys need anything while you're here? Some reds? Some yellows? Just got some purples in from Peru.
Tracy: I'm good.
Jack: It would be rude not to take one or two.
Jack: Look, Tracy, I can't just give you money. But what I can do is show you how you can earn all the money you need.
You must know Arsenio.
Tracy: Hall or Billingham?
Jack: You know someone named Arsenio Billingham?
Tracy: No.
Tracy: I need a hundred thousand dollars, or I'm gonna lose both my houses.
Jack: Tracy, I don't understand. You've starred in 14 films; you don't have any money saved?
Tracy: No, I lost all of it.
Jack: Really? Who's your money manager?
Tracy: (points to Grizz behind him) Grizz.
Grizz: Worldcom, man. Worldcom.
Liz: I'm not firing Josh.
Tracy: You always take his side.
[flashback]
Liz: Tracy, stop tasering him!
[return to present]
Tracy: See? I need to be respected, Liz Lemon.
Tracy: This is untoward! This is not "toward!"
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007 Tracy: I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for biggest mirror.
Frank: He's totally right.
