Tricia Takanawa Quotes
Brian Griffin: Lois, undecided voters are the biggest idiots on the planet. Try giving short, simple answers.
Tricia Takanawa [to audience member]: Sir, your question, please?
Principal Shepherd: Mrs. Griffin, what do you plan to do about crime in our city?
Lois Griffin: A lot. [the audience applauds, Brian signals for her to go with it] Because... that's what Jesus wants. [the audience applauds louder, Brian signals for more] 9/11 was bad. [audience cheers and applauds loudly]
Man: I agree with that!
Lois Griffin: God, I can't believe how easy this is.
Tricia Takanawa: Diane, I am standing outside of The Park Barrington Hotel because they don't allow Asians inside.
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 10th, 2007 Tricia Takanawa: This is Tricia Takanawa reporting live, where police have discovered the whereabouts of Seabreeze, the heiress to the Pewterschmidt fortune. The dognapper has been traced to this sleazy motel. [Tom Tucker comes out in his boxers with a bag of beer bottles] Ah, I see my colleague, Tom Tucker, is already on the scene.
Prostitute: Who's that, baby?
Tom Tucker [quickly shoves her back inside]: Hello, this is Tom Tucker...'s evil twin, Todd Tucker out to destroy his brother's reputation. Ha ha ha! Now I'm going back inside to have freaky sex with my prostitute with whom I still have 45 minutes. Now, back to this breaking news.
Peter Griffin: What are you talkin' about? I'm better than him [Chris] at everything. You name it... sports, video games, even magic tricks.
Chris Griffin: Ha-ha. I got your nose.
Peter Griffin: Oh, yeah? [Peter reaches over and pulls Chris's entire face off his skull, leaving a flat flesh patch behind.] Well, I got your face. Hehehe.
Lois Griffin: Calm down, Chris. It's only a trick.
Peter Griffin [racing Chris]: First one to the marker where that Pakistani girl fell through the ice after coming to the States to get treatment for her severely burned face which she got when the man she refused to marry dumped sulphuric acid on her wins. [race] I win! Yes! In your face! In your face!
Chris Griffin: In my face! In my face!
Peter Griffin: [A zombie hand breaks through the ice and grabs onto his leg] Ahhh! No! Acid girl! It's acid girl! Ahhh!
Stewie Griffin [leaps out of a tree and lands in front of Brian with a "snow cannon" on his shoulder]: Now is the winter of your discontent!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007 Stewie Griffin: Don't give me that smug look! Fine. Well, you have extra-sensitive hearing, hear this: [Stewie mouths "F**k you"]
Brian Griffin: I'm telling.
Stewie Griffin: Uh, no, no... I... I said "vacuum" !
Judge: You are clearly guilty of arson. So you are free to go... [Peter and friends sigh in relief] ... straight to jail! Ha! Now YOU got burned. Heh. No bail.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007 Tom Tucker: Our top story: the Clam's Head Pub has burned to the ground. Our own Tricia Takanawa is on the scene.
Tricia Takanawa: Is Quahog in the grip of a serial arsonist? Police say no, but our producer says yes. Here's an artist's depiction of what the arsonist might look like [cuts to a picture of a giant, fire-breathing, insect-like monster]. Anyone with information regarding this suspect should contact Quahog police immediately. One thing is certain: the pain here is palpable. For many, this charred portrait of Elizabeth II gives poignant new meaning to the phrase, "Hey, check out that flaming queen."
Tom Tucker: In a late-breaking development, the police have a new suspect. We now go live to Hispanic reporter, Maria...J-J-Jimen...
Diane Simmons: Jimenez.
Tom Tucker: I know what it is.
Diane Simmons: Well, Hurricane Norman is beginning to pound Quahog. We now go live to Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa for a look at how locals are dealing with the imminent disaster. Tricia?
Tricia Takanawa: Diane, I am here in... [gets knocked away by a car]
Diane Simmons: Thank you, Tricia.